Recent reviews by runner_alien

This game is one of the better free to play titles available on steam, with excellent graphics, text to speech and action packed gameplay, also containing possibly the most stable netcode and best tazer mechanics to ever grace my filthy, sperm encrusted CRT display.

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This game is trash.

Unlocks characters for the greatest game of all time, no norma though.

You must gain brozouf to break the cycles of guilt, don't break the seal however. This game forced me to take a year in exile and reconsider my life choices, before once again turning up in my room.

Once again, you find yourself in nazi germany, but this time the nazis are dinosaurs. I had a boner.

The controls are ♥♥♥♥, the AI is wank and you are more likely to trip over and die before killing anything. Incredible.

Welcome to the ♥♥♥ plane of reality, achieve norma and frag charlies, maggot.

You wake up, drenched in sweat. "That same dream again?" Asks your wife, you glance back and your wife is now an oviraptor. You scream and nothing but bullets come out of your gaping mouth, the words appear on your wall, written in blood. "ORION: Dino Horde". You scream the words "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUY THIS GAME" (5/5)