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3 people found this review helpful
22.4 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
So low effort :D most budget went into that winter steam sale ads and fake reviews.
I mean, the concept isn't that bad for 4-5 hours but, seriously how much time was put into development ? 250 ?
Posted January 12.
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1 person found this review funny
847.2 hrs on record (499.1 hrs at review time)
Ради значка готов писать обзоры. GOTC
Posted November 24, 2021.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Номинировал ваш шодэвор на лучший сюжет, надеюсь вы победите
Posted November 26, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
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5.0 hrs on record
I loved the 1st level of the game back in ~2004 but I had a fatal error which prevented me from finishing this game. TBH I think I was lucky since I didn't see the trash called levels 2,3 and onwards.
-Camera and controls are trash.
-2 types of challenge missions: 1 = created by mentally handicapped for other mentally handicapped where you have enough time to complete the challenge 3 times... Why is it even called a challenge? 2 = break ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barrels/vases/whatever. Cluncky controls make it quite hard but if you try enough times you will probably be ok. But then you stumble into a chalenge with 3 times more barrels...
-Combat mechanics are just bad. Spam switch target till you get enough energy for herculian power, activate it spam attack, get max gauge, continue spamming 1 button, repeat as soon as you have the power again. If you don't use the power, or use another power prepare to waste whole your life in 1 battle because the enemies are beefy and love blocking.
-Bosses/mini bosses/regular foes. None of them is a challenge... Fobos is a joke srsly. Just another timewasting on the way to something (the actual storyline is all in the cutscenes before and after level 1). You won't get anything else.
-Puzzles were made by another talented guy =) probably he/she thought that he is making a game for <70 IQ.
-Collectables :D well if you collect all titan tablets, you will get another barrel challenge with some 15 of them for some 100 sec :D
animations and graphics are ok, levels are mediocre. Atmosphere? Well, there is none after level 1, unless you think a hundred of caves packed with skeletons/shadows/lizard-something guys/flame-something guys and ape-like cyclopses is atmospheric.


P.S. achievements are broken
Posted March 13, 2019. Last edited March 13, 2019.
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