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║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ¥☆★☆★☆¥★☆★☆¥★☆¥
⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄⠄⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⠄⠄⣿⡀
⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⠄
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⣿⡇⣿⣿⢿⣯⣿⠄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠃
🎀𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚔~ 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗~🎀
🎄🎁𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓨 𝓒𝓗𝓡𝓘𝓢𝓣𝓜𝓐𝓢, 𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓨𝓔𝓐𝓡𝓢🎊🎉 ! ! 𝐻𝑜𝓃𝓀 𝐻𝑜𝓃𝓀~
⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠈⣀⣹⣿⣿⣦⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿
⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿
⣿⣇⢸⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⢁⣿
⡿⠿⠄⠻⡖⢰⡆⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⢸⡆⢹⠋⠁⠚⣿
⣷⡀⠲⣶⡇⢺⣷⡀⢀⡾⠿⣿⣷⣀⣀⣾⠇⣸⡿⠋⣰⣿
⣿⣿⢁⣦⣀⣡⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠻⠟⢻⣿⣥⣀⣽⣷⡌⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣬⣭⣌⡙⠛⠿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⢛⣀⣬⣥⣤⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠒⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠐⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡀⠠⠃⡐⡀⠠⣶⠄⠄⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣶⠄⠰⣤⣕⣿⣾⡇⠄⢛⠃⠄⢈⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣻⠟⣻⣿⡇⠄⠧⠄⢀⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣟⢸⣻⣭⡙⢄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣯
⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸
⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸
⡹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣓⣾
⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿
⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘
⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎
⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋
⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣
⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣰⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣻⠞⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠓⠒⠓⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸
⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢀⡟
⠀⠘⣇⠀⠘⣿⠋⢹⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢳⠉⠀⣠⡾
⣦⣤⣽⣆⢀⡇⠀⢸⡇⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡷⠀⢸⡇⠐⠛⠛⣿
⠹⣦⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠸⣿⡿⠁⢀⡀⠀⠀⠿⠿⠃⠀⢸⠇⠀⢀⡾⠁
⠀⠈⡿⢠⢶⣡⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣧⠆⠀⢻⡄
⠀⢸⠃⠀⠘⠉⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⡴⠲⠶⠴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠉⡀⠀⠀⢻⡄
⠀⠘⠒⠒⠻⢦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⠞⠛⠒⠛⠋⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣟⠓⠒⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNp-B7yz2kQ
4:56
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
See, here's the thing. Women are drawn to driven men. That's why ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alpha chads seem to get all the girls, while Mr. Nice Guy Watercloak over here ends up alone and unwanted. You're lonely because your highest aspiration is to make rent next week and finish Arrested Development for the third time. Well guess what? No one wants that.
But you can change.
She's waiting on you.
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
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⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄⠄⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⠿⣷⣦⡀
⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠘⠟⠄⠄⣸⣿⠇
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿
Get Ready To Enter The Year Of The Clown ! ! !