Recent reviews by Bendyman

I can't sneed

I have played the Stomping Land and this game is FAR FAR worse than the Stomping Land. It is riddled with hackers, bugs, and people with brain damage who constantly jump in front of you and make you fall and lose even though these "water brained people" have zero to no skill and weren't going to win in the first place so unintentionally sabotage the game for ACTUAL good players ("unintentionally" because these people spend most of their day smashing their head off of walls and screaming whilst wearing arm bands so they don't drown in their own saliva as their parents stand at the door wondering what went wrong because he/she has been ruining their parents lives since the day they were born) Anyway highly don't recommend this trash game, devs have abandoned ship and it is full of brain damaged people, I guess I would recommend this game for people with mental problems as I guess it would ease their suffering and keep their parents free from them for a while.

good game, I like clicking back into the game with a gas grenade in my hands and wiping out my own team

Devs have abandoned ship, they do not care about us, save your money before it is too late. Wow where do I start on this one... first of all there is no multiplayer which the fans have been waiting for since the very beginning, the game is full of hackers because I joined a multiplayer game yesterday and this guy picked a speed based character and spammed up kick down kick at me all game and I couldnt even move, I mean I beat him and the game said he won for some reason, very bad game they obviously havent fixed it coz I won and he didnt crap game very bad game. Full of hackers too, I opened the game up and this guy starts teleporting around the map looking at my cards and using level up hacks. Game is one of the worst things I have ever seen and the devs are snake girls. It has not got multiplayer and there are too many hackers on multiplayer. 0/10 do not buy this game. Bepsinko

Hmmmm.. Should have just called this game Stomping Land 2 huh? Coz devs have already abandoned you.. they have.. hmmm? whats that? They have. They are all sat in their mansions banging hookers and drinking bourbon while we sit here waiting like the idiots we are. Oh whats that? The game is full of hackers? Wow the amount of times I have won and it says "You Lose" is unreal. I joined a game yesterday and this hacker joined and started flying around the map throwing grenades everywhere and then I killed him coz I am obviously better than him and then I died and it said he killed me but he didnt, mhhm no he didnt I won bad game. There is a glitch too where you can fall through the map and the game hacks you out and takes all your items and deletes your save file. Save your money this game is very bad and is not going to get any better, the devs are waking up everyday laughing at us really badly. 0/10

Absolutely amazing game, very addictive and fun and a great teambased experience. As a backer I played it from the start, spoke with the creator who is a great person too. Cannot wait for upcoming updates and the massive increase of players that will come with the steam release. 10/10

Incredibly bad unfinished game, devs have abandoned this game resulting in a massive increase of hackers. They do not care about their players they only seek to recieve money from crates and skins. You get killed by the environment which is common, random disconnect to desktop which is common, fallingthrough the ground which is common, you shoot someone 600 times and they do not die (probably the hackers) and they hit you once with an impossible shot and you die, players can teleport directly on top of your location even when there is no one about. They realised their first version of this game was a terrible peice of ♥♥♥♥ so they quickly panicked and thought "♥♥♥♥ lets release another version of this game which is broken and really unfun and very glitchy so our other ♥♥♥♥ version of this game looks like a god send" overall 0/10 wouldnt even wipe my ass with the reciept. Do not buy, you will waste your money.

Absolutely terrible unfinished game, this is matchmaking. "ready, failed, ready, failed, ready, failed, ready, failed, ready, failed, ready, failed, ready"
the game itself is badly optimised, you can get lag switched by the killer, you hit space to struggle to get off the hook and half the time it doesnt work and kills you anyway.
About to escape, walking out the exit, get teleported back with lag and DC'd AND lose my item in the process.
You can get downed and then glitched so nobody can get you up, this is another game ruining glitch.
To many players who don't help the team and too many killers who camp the hooks.
lots of cheaters with max rank and 4 ultra rare perks, killers using exploits etc appear far too often.
The game is full of lobby hoppers who want to get in a game with these hackers so their chances of winning are better.
the company (Behaviour Interactive) don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about their game, bad communication, are not stopping cheaters and they must be taking shortcuts during updates as the matchmaking we have all been waiting for is garbage.
It is obvious the developers were just money hungry and pushed out an unfinished game to bring in some coin for themselves. (this game is pretty much stomping land 2)
Just very flawed very unfinished and very very ♥♥♥♥.

Been waiting far too long for multiplayer, devs have abandoned ship and are too busy selling merch than giving us multiplayer, multiple of my friends and myself have been waiting for what was promised us for nearly a year now. Isnt it really really funny like it actually makes me laugh every day I wake up that a month after this game came to steam a person made a multiplayer mod that actually works quite well and it didnt take him any time at all, so why are you blatently robbing everyone who has purchased your game? Well anyway, I really hope you are enjoying your hookers and holidays to the Bahamas while we are all sitting here with our ♥♥♥♥♥ in our hands waiting for an update that obviously isnt going to come. Mate even Stomping Land was better than your game. 0/10

Up to now I have made the following tactics;

Speed shoe
Distance Shoe
Troll Shoe
Double Shoe

I also use the term "The shoes on the other foot" a lot while playing this.