Rockin around the Christmas tree at the Xmas Party Hop. It was the annual XA xmas party! 32 people packed in Steven’s 10by10 toolshed. Kitt3n was hanging mistletoe everywhere. Spor had his Ms dressed as Elves. Brucey held a bible and spoke about the true meaning of Xmas. JAWSler was lecturing on the superiority of a white xmas. Dext was flirting with smiyo, philly, hobokitty, ducky and bex. Steven was flirting with Tuna, Selbs, Mav and the 6 Dannys. Mr. Yeffery stood near the window streaming 8Crazy Nights on his phone while on the lookout for Palestinian protestors. Mclovin and deebo sat by the fire smoking cigars talking about real estate and immigration. Blap hid in the closet, insulting everyone who walked by and asking if Alejo was there. Windmill stood outside selling salvation for 1$ and slugz hotboxed his car surrounded by nonsteamers and Dr. Kari, unable to enter the party. Nobody had seen original_mind.

Toxik said “Steven where is Santa?” “I booked a new one this year.” The music suddenly changed. Everybody dance now! The door burst open it was Santa! He was half naked! He was thrusting his pelvis, gyrating his hips and twerking his ass. He wore a red thong speedo with a long white beard hanging from the front. Oh ♥♥♥♥. He was coming right for Toxik. He was rubbing his balls on Toxik. Something was sticking out beneath Santa’s crotch beard. Was it his penis? No! It was the tip of a slice of cheese pizza. Tox said “Original is that you?” A deep, stuttering voice returned “the mall fired me. Oh! heuheuhheuh” He looked at his watch “My fast just ended.” Original took the pizza that was stuffing his crotch and ate it. Then he burped. Pieces of wet cheese and pubic hair hit Toxik’s face. Toxik had multiple strippers vomit on him before, this was nothing. Xmas was saved.

It was Xmas time, again. Santa sat on his throne in the North Pole, shook his head and checked his list. “Toxik is on the naughty list, hes been protecting businesses in Kenosha again, more coal for him.” “But Santa!” His little elf sidekick Raichu exclaimed “Coal is bad for the environment!” “Hmm you’re right little elf Raichu, but what can we substitute for coal?” “I have just the replacement Santa.” His elf Raichu responded.

It was Xmas morning and Toxik woke up early. He rushed downstairs to see what Santa had left him. He had asked for new soft and warm bed sheets for xmas. He ripped open the wrapper and box but inside there were no bed sheets. It was a fleshlight model of kitt3n’s cooter. It was HUGE. Toxik said “Ah what the hell” and he tried it out. It really was a remarkable product he thought, was just like the real thing. Couldn't feel a damn thing even without a rubber.

lol wow lacking

It was xmas time. It was Toxik's favorite time of the year. he waited in the long line at the mall of America. It was worth the wait, it was Santa! There he was, the big man himself. He sat in his big red suit with his big white beard in his big chair. The kids one by one went up and sat on his lap. Toxik was next, he was very excited. It was his turn. "Oh aren't you a big one!" Santa spoke to him, eyes wide, a bit worried. Oooof Toxik was big. "And what do you want for xmas young man?" "I want a story from lacking dexterity on my wall santa!" "Now why would a nice man like you want a nasty thing like that?" Just then Toxik felt something poking into his ass. Santa had an erection and was blushing. "Would u wiggle a bit to the right please?" Toxik obeyed. Then Santa exclaimed "Oh yeeeaa" and his eyes rolled back into his head. Toxik felt his pants get wet. Toxik punched Santa in the face, but he secretly liked it. Xmas was great.

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