Recent reviews by Teddy FreiBär™

Better graphics than PUBG! Also no cheaters!

Whoooaaaaaaa, dude! And again... I've just got additional 25XP! And in 2019 even once more 25XP! End in 2022 another 25XP! And another 25XP in 2023. Can't wait for 2024!

*roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* *roll* (one extra *roll* for 2019 and even two for 2022 and a *JUMP* for 2023)!

Would roll again! In 2024!

★★★★★
5/5

10 Euro...?! I want my money back! =)

My advice: buy it at next Steam sale for 0,99€. Or buy it with the next Indie Bundle... and donate 100% to charity and 0% to developers.

☆☆☆☆☆
0/5 (without greed factor: 2/5)

RAW is like Diablo 2.5 "light" would be. :)

- No comfort functions (like auto-compare new items vs. items in use),
- only a handful skills in a very small skill tree,
- no crafting or enhancing of items (ok, you can add poison etc. to your weapons),
- only some cutscenes are voiced,
- a foreseeable main story,
- a limited variety of enemies (spiders are almost everywhere),
- limited amount of lives, depending on the number of purple soulstones (9 is max.),
- ...

... but all in all I like it! *lol* :-) I think mainly because gameflow is nice. You don't have to think much... just bashing through hordes of enemies. And this works well. :-)

BTW: I think you can get 100% achievements in this game. There are no "difficult" (impossible to reach) achievements... only 1-2 time consuming ones.

★★★★☆
4/5

Game (singleplayer) is really fun! :-) On the downside: there are many "Achievement Hackers" and the Steam Leaderboards (even for singleplayer) are cheater infested as well... but who cares. And don't tell me it is *SKILL* to achieve Fame level The 42 in 2 hours playtime. :D

★★★★☆
4/5

The developers must have been on drugs all the day. I have never played such a crazy game before... proved by my screenshots. :-)

★★★★★
5/5

Disproving Einstein's general theory of relativity is easier than understanding (and playing) this game.

★☆☆☆☆
1/5

Looks like Sid Meier's Pirates but gameplay is quite different. All in all not as good as the original but I had a whale of a time. More fun than a barrel of monkeys.

BTW: the game includes 1001 pirate jokes like: what has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes? 8 pirates!

★★★★☆
4/5

Bad graphics, bad physics, bad publisher (Ubisoft), bad game! :-(

★☆☆☆☆
1/5

Medic: [if caught on fire] "...Everyone! I am on fire!..."

★★★★★
5/5