Rekt

the quickest way to kill yourself is an instant incapacitation shot. Also known as a shot to the "T-Box". Take a decent handgun (No 9mm or .38 or anything wimpy. I recommend either a .45 ACP or .40 cal) and place the barrel against your face, right on the tip of your nose. Keep the muzzle parallel with the ground, and the line of fire as close to 90 degrees to your spine as possible.

Fire. If you didn't ♥♥♥♥ it up, it will travel through your spinal column, attaining what the military calls an "Instant incapacitation". This is the desired shot because it immediately severs the brain from the spinal column. You are dead before you hit the ground. You won't even hear the gunshot

AHH NOT SPOOKY BUTT

for some reason your profile pic annoys me