Professional(I won $40) Competitive TF2 Player

A quote from my number one fan nobel harvard:

"I can also tell you from personal experience that Elmo is a narcissistic, misogynist person who, in my eyes, does not deserve any of the titles of any tournament he has won. I am deeply insulted that a small proportion of my income taxes went towards supporting scum like him."

Another quote from someone's alt account:

"My oh my, where to begin with this one. Elmo, from the beginning has been that slimy, conceited, substandard prepubescent little child forever attempting to grasp some sense of where his inferior abilities in-game lie. That ignorant moron is seemingly autistic and owes respect to the entire Surf Infamous community, let alone ozfortress (who has no idea this guy is a twit). He's been on the low down for years, gaining adequate skills (for a 5 year old!), and then expecting to play high division e-sports. He has that arrogant, tinge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that one can gain from MGE, it's reflecting his past, present and future. This cretin is playing in premier league ozfortress teams with the DM of a division 4 player! Hopefully he receives what may be coming to HIM."

My guide to demoman:
Paulsen: can u teach me
Paulsen: ur ways
Paulsen: at demoman
Paulsen: elmo
Elmo.: well u point at the doorway
Elmo.: and click
Elmo.: and u do that 12 times
Elmo.: then u run away
Elmo.: reload
Elmo.: repeat
Elmo.: then when that doorway is clear
Elmo.: u move up to the next one
Elmo.: and repeat
Elmo.: until u have defeated all the doorways
38 year old 8 year old: need heals to walk forward***
Elmo.: and then u drink ur scrumpy on the point
Elmo.: and repeat
Elmo.: then u look at logs
Elmo.: and see elmo and geoh carried u
Elmo.: and realise u actually
Elmo.: don't do anything as demo
Elmo.: because u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck
Elmo.: the end
Paulsen: ok
Paulsen: thank you

For Paulsen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxAZIpON_Z0