Bert
Christoph
 
 
1984 was not a manual you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots!
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Domecorp Mar 8 @ 10:13am 
+rep both got obliterated by asteroids, had a good time.
*.exe Sep 19, 2017 @ 10:47am 
+rep good teammate
I GO MEOW! Aug 4, 2017 @ 5:34pm 
I was only nine years old
I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to my room
I am crying now, because my face hurts
I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me
I fell something touch me
It's Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Honey C Mar 21, 2017 @ 6:47am 
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Kantsche Feb 4, 2012 @ 10:59am 
<insert flame here>
Bert Dec 23, 2011 @ 3:17pm 
all flames will be deleted directly.
if you think im cheating then report me and just leave the game.