Truth covered in security (insecurity?)

Just call me Jay

Houston, Texas, United States 

TFC is hands down the greatest multiplayer game I've ever played. If I stop playing, it means I'm dead.

I live in Texas, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared. We really do have livestock shows and rodeos, which of course, I don't go to. I also do not own boots or a cowboy hat but people down here really do wear them. Our sheriffs and troopers do. Our troopers are, I think, the best in the world. I love my state and I'm a fanatic about my country. Sometimes a painful ideology but we are the greatest power in our solar system. I was in the US Army.

I really liked Nirvana and you can find a couple of my favorite songs below. I love school, though I'm not that smart. I'm a medic (the 911 type). I love all animals, especially cats. I'm a big baby. I like a place for everything and everything in its' place, like Monk. I'm disabled since getting runover on my motorcycle by an uninsured constable, believe it or not. I hope for the best but plan for the worst.

My hobbies are sleeping, eating, watching TV and playing TFC (exciting but don't get to do these as much as I like). My favorite server is Drippy's. It also happens to be the best server with the best players, most of which have a great sense of humor but if you leave yours at home, we have closed captioning for the comedy impaired. We also has the most awesome and gorgeous women, believe it or not. Why they play with guys like us, I have no idea. It's sure not our supermodel looks or game show personalities.

I like Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Kevin Smith, Richard Pryor, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Steven Seagal, Forensic Shows (Nonfiction Type), Saving Private Ryan, Used Cars, Raising Arizona, Star Wars, Star Trek, Timex, Walmart, Pizza, Mexican Food, Women with huge breasts, small waists and award winning asses but no gifts that keep on giving. Porn actresses. Barbara Summers and Hillary Scott are good ones but there are lots of others. Please apply to the above email address. First come, first served. Platinum blondes of 36, 26, 36, don't hurt my feelings at all. I <3 Lady Semtex, LadyRedDeath, Nessa, Goddess, Pink, Mystic, etc.

And believe it or not, I'm a God Freak. :D

I don't just add anybody to my friends list, though I am pretty friendly. So, chances are, if they're on here, they're probably pretty good guys and it's safe to add them to your friends list.

I miss Pink.

<3

Keep those cards, letters, donations and hatemail coming to bicycle.repairman@live.com

Who exactly is Bicycle Repairman?
Grunge is dead (The last Nirvana song, you know you're right).
Lounge Act (I think it actually means lounging around the house stoned).

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