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👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅merry christmas meRry christmas👌 thats ✔a merry👌👌christmas right🎁👌there👌🎄👌 right✔there ✔🎄✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: and a 🎉happy 🎉new year🎉) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🎄🎁 👌 💯 👌🎅🎁🎅🎄👌Merry christmas!

👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅👌🎄👌🎅merry christmas meRry christmas👌 thats ✔a merry👌👌christmas right🎁👌there👌🎄👌 right✔there ✔🎄✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: and a 🎉happy 🎉new year🎉) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🎄🎁 👌 💯 👌🎅🎁🎅🎄👌Merry christmas!

Hi Andrax17

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

Hi Andrax17

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

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um, sir i'm here with the police department. We've been getting an awful lot of complaints from every person within a 10 mile radius about ur enormous horse ♥♥♥♥ splashing into pool, ruining yards, tearing down trees ect. we just ask you keep that absolute super-sized-ding-dong-king-kong-schlong on a lead.
Thank you.

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I am not following 2077 anymore. That's it, I can't follow this game anymore. Every single time this game's gotten close to release, it's been delayed. And it's not even for a good reason this time! At least with the previous delays, I went "oh, yeah, that sucks, but I understand," but no. If shipping the game on 9 different platforms at the same time is such a challenge that you need to delay the game again, then maybe you should... oh, I don't know... not ship on 9 different platforms at the same time? Seriously, does anyone else think that they should just focus on releasing the game when they promised they would and get the ports going after the fact?

i 👁 just nutted 🥜 in my goldfish tank 🚂 and now my goldfish is kinda 🙅 fat 🎅. i 👁 think 🤔 i 👁 got 🉐 my goldfish pregnant ☠ but 🍑 im 👌 not ready 👅😏 to be a parent 👪. what should i 👁 do?

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🎃If 🎃you 🎃get 🎃an 🎃email 🎃saying 🎃hot 🎃pumpkin 🎃slut 🎃gets 🎃♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🎃by 🎃skeletal 🎃boy 🎃don't 🎃open 🎃it 🎃its 🎃a 🎃virus 🎃that 🎃puts 🎃pumpkins 🎃between 🎃all 🎃your 🎃words🎃

Spell girls backwards. "slrig" which doesnt make sense, like girls.

Post this on 5 profiles, if you get 5 you're a "slrig"

Spell girls backwards. "slrig" which doesnt make sense, like girls.

Post this on 5 profiles, if you get 5 you're a "slrig"

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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After a good game in PUBG, i added her because she seemed like a cool lady. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great PUBG games and most importantly true friendship. I invited her to my house for a pubg lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life. When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her turnip push against my leg. I punched her and then 1 tapped her. Turns out she was gay. Don't trust this lady!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Hello... I may have had you on my friendlist...
But you may realize that I no longer do...

I apologize, however... Once again.. Depression has made me hit rock bottom, so...
Though I would let you know the reason why I removed... So.. Goodbye...

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this litle prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skaip? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some gud buddy commucations. :)) ( i can even turn down my xxdubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maibe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect gui for you, trust!!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY, FIRST TIME CALLER FIRST TIME DONATOR. IM DONATING 10 DOLLAR BECAUSE IM POOR AT THE MOMENT HAHA, I COULD HAVE DONATED THIS AT LITERALLY ANY POINT BUT I NEED TO HAVE A LEVEL OF PERSONAL MOTIVATION OUTSIDE OF STRICTLY HELPING PEOPLE SO ENTER ME IN FOR THE PRIZES AND READ MY DONATION PLEASE! MY MOM AND MY DOG AND MY CAT AND MY FIFTH COUSIN TWICE REMOVED DIED OF LUNG CANCER LAST NIGHT! MY BROTHER ALSO HAS VERY MILD AND ENTIRELY TREATABLE LEUKEMIA. THIS IS SUCH A GREAT CAUSE, ITS AMAZING THAT GAMERS CAN GET TOGETHER FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND DO THIS. CAN I GET A HYYOPPPEEE IN THE CHAT? HAHA. ALSO SHOUTOUTS TO XXCUMLORDXSTREAMERXX, HAHA (insert cringe reddit tier overly long inside joke from the stream that only gets a lukewarm chuckle from one person in the audience.) PUT MY DONATION TOWARDS SAVING THE ANIMALS BECAUSE THIS EVENT IS ABOUT SAVING LIVES, NOT KILLING THEM ! KEEP UP THE GOOD RUNS, PEACE OUT !dudes

I only add people AT LEAST level 129 (Like, come on, it costs literally nothing to get to that level, poorfags). Also, MUST be a global on CS:GO like me, an rank 18 in the TF2 competitive match making system, once again, like me. No VACs and your TF2 (Team Fortress Two) inventory must have at least 10 unusuals and cost at the minimum $2,500. And your CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) inventory MUST have at least 5 knives and 5 gloves, 12 knives, or 10 gloves, a long with an overall price of $2,500. I don't add poor people, sorry, kiddo', but this isn't Africa. Also must be female, be willing to play games with me and voice chat EVERY day, and lastly anorexic. I don't like fat girls. If you meet all of those requirements please add me, I'm a very friendly player and love everyone! ^w^

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s e c o n d a r y w a i f u

was nice knowing you Andrax my past good friend

suwako is cute

it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤

So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast” and I’m like “No way, you had candy for breakfast?” She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!” So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!”

today📆IS😳Saint Fat ♥♥♥♥♥ Day😵🍆🌽and the horny👀leprechauns🍀are out🌈on the prowl😲for a pot🚽of ♥♥♥♥♥😲so cross✌your fingers & keep👏on the look😱out for good☘️luck & also👅💦good ♥♥♥♥🐔& be careful👼not to drink👄too much beer🍻and/or human😂urine🍺tonight

Fellas...
Is it gay to exist? I mean, don't get me wrong, buddos, let me just explain: By existing, you cannot deny you are occupying the same plane of existence as another man's penis. Now, pals, I don't know about you, but to me ...
... that sounds pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gay.

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/ >🍆< You want my ♥♥♥♥?
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🍆< \ No! My ♥♥♥♥!
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/ > 🍆 Just kidding, you can have my ♥♥♥♥!
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/ > 🍆 But just a lick…
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🍆< \ No! You lick too much! No more ♥♥♥♥ licking privileges!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, XBOX.

Happy New Year, lewdie~

メリクリ

Spell girls backwards. "slrig" which doesnt make sense, like girls.

Post this on 5 profiles, if you get 5 you're a "slrig"

The only people that put a meme as their profile picture (or any pic that isn't them) are either in fifth grade or the lowest tier dunces I've ever encountered. Like wtf do your school friends think when they get your friend request and instead of a picture of you its just some random ass picture of Obi Wan. You're gonna go to get a job and your employer is gonna give you one search and see your pink ass anime girl picture and stuff your application in his solid gold cross cut shredder. What if god forbid, any of you ugly inbred mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get a girlfriend? What's she gonna show her friend? "This is johny, my new boyfriend. I swear he doesn't look like Shrek in real life. Trust me, he's much worse looking." Like i get that you don't like how you look but at least have the decency to show me your face so i can join you in not liking how you look. You don't have to be in this alone. Please consider these words. Think of the children.

notices the bulge in your pants, deducing that it must in fact be a katana tries to woo you in order to gain your prized family katana OwO what's this? glomps you, unaware that what I thought was your katana was in fact your ding dong. I go to grab it anyways, and snap it in half by accident. I feel blood on my hands and know I made quite the mistake Uguu~ senpai, sowwy for huwting u :'( winces in pain, because Nii-chan is screaming directly into my organ of corti Just another day in the life of Nya-chan ^ _ ^

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

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what is satisfaction ? my first question. isn't it happiness ? we all are searching for happiness. The things that gives u much satisfaction is much important than other things for you & you only stay there because it satisfies you & this is happiness. it is more meaning full for me that "our minds are built to be happy about anything for too long but the problem is that martial substances in the world cann't give you a long time happiness. it will must be end one day. "To find internal happiness in myself is more important than find happiness in matrials/substance" in the planet . i think.

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only ♥♥♥♥ 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩 If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you're 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you're 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you're a chocolate🍫🍫 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you're daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰