"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." — General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." — Norman Schwartzkopf

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." — Regis Philbin

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." — Jacques Chirac

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to KEEP FRANCE