Recent reviews by SnakeWildlife

Im holding off on switching to a positive review 'for now'.

We still haven't seen an announcement on Steam. *A Twitter post is not a guarantee that we have won.*

(Over 250 hrs on Mobile)
The part where its you against Bots at the beginning lit up my eyes for i saw huge potential.

Then it switches to a PVP-only game with insane grind and a hell of a push towards spending cash...all that hope comes crashing down veeeery quickly. You can all skip this trash mobile game.

One day Snake youll get that good mech game....one day.
Keep hoping.
The game industry will turn around and get better....
youll see...
sigh...just keep believing....
itll happen...

I will leave this cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards
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Remember that scene in Blazing Saddles where a fight breaks out that breaks the movie set, and continues into the next, and then the next, well turn that into a Streets of Rage side scrolling beat'em'up and you get Slaps and Beans!

I had a good time with this game and have nothing bad to say about it. The gameplay was fun, the music was slappin and it is beautifully animated through and through. I feel like some animations used some posework from an old flash animation called Xiao Xiao 3.

Great game when $10 or less. Im probably going to pickup the second game soon.

Played on Steam Deck, it runs perfecly with up to 4 hours battery (6hrs on OLED!) at 4w power limit.

If you like classic side scrolling beat em ups, then you will enjoy this.

I like a good H-game as much as the next person, but this is hardly a game and more of a small GIF gallery.

By walking right through 6 short, straight corridors, attacking a couple of things along the way and in less than 5 minutes, you will have completed the game.

There is a few animations, but as it stands i have to be brutally honest, i felt ripped off.

There's Short...then there's taking the mick. Please do better.

In the middle of my 2nd playthrough and yup i'v seen enough to announce in this review;

Baldurs Gate 3 is GAME OF THE YEAR...and could even be GAME OF THE DECADE. I am blown away at every detail of this piece of art.

10/10

One of the best games iv played this year.
If i had a top 10 game list for that year, this would be in the top 5 easy.

Everhood is a Legendary Indie game i would put up there with Undertale, Terraria and the other Greats.

You have to play this game, and keep your eyes on the sequal because Everhood 2 was announced and i am absolutely wanting for MORE! Get this game, dont skip it.

Game does not run.

After being abandoned for over 10 years it is impossible to get working. Those who do get it to open, very shortly in; people are hitting Crash points, with no solution available in order to continue.

Do not buy until the game until it is patched.

The game used to work fine in Windows XP, 7, 8, and yes even windows 10....but after so many years of a failure to update this game, they are currently selling a game which just does not work.

If you bought this game, you like many others have been caught in the scam, CLAIM YOUR REFUND.

They are continueing to sell a broken game because they dont give a crap about you. They spit on you, thanks for tossing money into a black hole.

I need to play this some more, had a lot of fun!

I hope more bosses/zones get added to the mix, but the price is good for what is here. Good stuff!

UNFORGIVEABLE Ubisoft, this is the last straw.

-Forced Lenuvo (Glad i didnt Poison my Steam Deck with this filth by installing it there...)
-The Ubisoft Launcher itself
-The terrible audio quality,
-The busted input lag, me and my friends had around 180ms of LOCAL input lag...not even online < this is UNPLAYABLE!!!

...this game is a SHAMBLES of what it once was. After 15 minutes...i was absolutely livid, im not playing it like this.

NOBODY should have to suffer this, and i predict a review-bombing and mass-refunding.

Let me be absolutely clear **I do not support piracy**, but in this case, i hope the people go into the files, RIP OUT WHAT WAS PAID FOR. And DESTROY WHAT WASNT.

For the rest of you reading this, GET A REFUND, and wait for a jailbroken version. Ubisoft has made it very clear they will never give you this game in any good condition, and has literally stood in front of your face and said "Choke on it, thanks for the nostalgia-money byatch", and then punched the highlights out of your hair.

Ubisoft, thats it guys, you're done, dead to me. I havent bought a game from you in 6 years, and i thought maybe once, after all this time...i could get ONE, SINGLE, GAME and attempt to put some trust in you, you lured me in with a sale on a beloved game, and you absolutely failed us all, you have let us down...FREAKING HARD, and now i will fight you for my money back.

Ubisoft, Get out of the game industry, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE.