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Recent reviews by Elbows

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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
No one reads the reviews, so I will write that I'm not bi, but half gay.

Pros: Dog-Fighting
Cons: Your npc jet mechanic is a cat.
Posted November 15, 2023. Last edited November 15, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Just bad.
Posted July 14, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Price is rubbish, Runs like trash, Plays like garbage. Leave it in the bin.
Posted October 29, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.0 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Game is good. Exactly like the Xbox360 arcade classic.
Posted June 28, 2019.
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0.2 hrs on record
Short, Sweet, Shakingly Surreal.
Posted February 26, 2018.
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5,297.2 hrs on record (2,665.9 hrs at review time)
It's a great game.

Edit: Still great.
Posted November 22, 2017. Last edited November 23, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
No explanation, walkthrough, option, introduction, or tutorial on how the game mechanics work.
Fails to offer any indication of how, when, why, or where you should access certain UI menus, items, or key bindings.
Game looks super interesting and fun, but it stops there.
Concept: Awesome
Art Style: Hey, it looks pretty good.
Playability: Nope.
Posted September 14, 2017.
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74.7 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
DECENT GAME FOLKS.
Posted November 23, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
58.9 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
Great for neckbeards who want to waste time with a hopeless game that devs spent 5 years on, and still no questing intiative. 2nd quest = go kill all these random idiots who can kill you in 1 hit, but dont notify you that you need to craft whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it is you need to craft to move to decent gear. This game went totally off the rails, and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad, because it had great potential.
Posted August 6, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
16.2 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Broken Game, as per usual. Great Job WB, released a great game, only to break it patch later so you can't open the map. "Open World"; can't explore world. ♥♥♥♥ you.
Posted September 16, 2015.
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