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⠀ When this xfinmodz gets a job, he employs the owner.
This guy doesn’t pay rent, rent pays him.
This guy is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
This guy doesn’t pay attention, attention pays him.
He didn't learn how to walk as a kid. The ground learned how to carry him.
When he install Windows, Microsoft accepts his Terms And Conditions.
This guy didn’t want the dollar bill, the dollar bill wanted him.
This guy made a Facebook account to collect data on Mark Zuckerberg.
This guy tells the barber that he didn't like the haircut.
This guy doesn't decorate his house at Christmas, he is the only decoration the house needs.
When this guy's phone rings in the movie hall, they pause the movie..
Science can't explain his existence, But his Existence explains Science.
At the end of each semester in school, this man would give his teachers their report cards
This guy doesn't have a pretty daughter, the daughter has a pretty dad.
When this guy wakes up, he doesn’t make his bed, his bed makes him
When police stop this guy they don't give him a fine, he arrest them.
When this man was born, he congratulated his mother and drove her home.
This guy doesn't move, the Earth moves for him.
He doesn’t breathe, the air sprints into his lungs.
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