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831.9 hrs on record (240.1 hrs at review time)
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Colonists on fire during a tantrum caused by a dirty dining room floor. I watched Engie, a glitterworld surgeon, sever a head while attempting to attach an artificial leg. I saw a legendary marksman, a veteran of dozens of firefights, accidentally shoot her beloved pet cobra through the brain while fighting off a pack of man-eating wargs, then go berserk and murder her fellow colonists out of grief. I've seen entire raiding parties obliterated by unspeakable, ancient evils unearthed from long-forgotten tombs. I've seen colonists harvest the organs of their prisoners, and when that doomed prisoner's noseless, earless, armless, legless, lungless, heartless corpse finally grew cold, it was skinned to make a cowboy hat.

All those moments... make this game truly remarkable.

Time... to do it all again.
Posted November 25, 2018. Last edited November 22, 2023.
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838.4 hrs on record (837.7 hrs at review time)
The most fun you can legally have blowing people into tiny gibs.

Also, you can set people on fire. Still amazing after all these years.
Posted February 18, 2014. Last edited December 1, 2019.
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