In Worship Of The Most Purple

We gather here today, noble servants of the true lord of all pwnage, to ask for healz and, if we are deemed worthy, to activate your ubercharge. Now let us recite "The Purple's Prayer".

"Blessed be our Purple who is at the top of all servers, hallowed be thy handle. Thy stickies come, thy sentries done, on srvr as it is on Action Replays. Give us this round our roundly uber and forgive us our spawn camping, it's a legitimate strategy. Lead us not unto Granary, but deliver us to Dustbowl. For thine is the Shirt, the Purple, and the Stabbage, for ever and ever. kthxbai."