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You might find yourself doing some messed up stuff in this game.
Town NPC's are on a loop with their dialogue. It gets old really quickly, and if you ever browse a vendor for too long you'll probably want to kill yourself pretty soon.

So killing innocent NPC's became regular for me, I'd do it in different ways, the safest was to wait for them to leave everyone's sight, then chain teleport them with my ahead of time strategically placed characters to where a murder can take place safely, but first I'd start a dialogue immediately with one of my alts so he doesn't run away (characters involved in a dialogue will freeze while the rest are free to do as they please), I'd pick pocket him with every character for all he has, I mean he won't be needing those items anyway, and only then would I gang attack for a swift and painless death.

However, the really messed up stuff happened when I reached the final zone. The most vocal NPC is also a child, and she is right next to the vendors. Now this is one of the most immersive RP games out there, and when you are considering killing an innocent character it truly feels wrong, but a child?

I tried to ignore the constant nagging at first, but it didn't take long until I started to lose my mind. She just wouldn't shut up. I had so many items that needed replacement and I ended up browsing vendors for full fifteen minutes before I finally broke. The experience of listening to that kid nonstop can only be described as physical pain.

It wasn't easy, because the city is heavily guarded. I knew I have to plan this one out. I first had to kill guards that kept walking in these semi-random routine paths that I was in the sight of. One by one I killed multiple guards by teleporting them when time was just right to this one abandoned alleyway nearby. At this stage in the game guards weren't my enemies anymore, it felt genuinely wrong, but as I was killing the guards I could hear that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid yelling the same phrase over and over. I had no choice, I swear. Eventually when the coast was clear I did the same thing I did to everyone else in my serial killer fashion... I teleported the kid to the alley where she was surrounded by dead bodies, the last thing she'll ever see, and started a dialogue. Now at this point I know the kid can't have anything valuable on her but I needed something, a trophy of sorts.

I kept that piece of bread till the very last boss, where I ate it for nourishment and in good memory of Bella the scoop.

10/10 probably never having children.
Comments
Pixelnutz [DS] Sep 17, 2018 @ 2:13pm 
Cancer Incarnate
Blueace Sep 26, 2016 @ 12:14pm 
BOOM!