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3.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is a great way for me to take a break from my vocal training but still engage with the music I'm learning.

The Dev made this game by himself and seems to care about us.
Posted November 15, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak gave me crabs…

(Game runs great if you have no mods installed)
Posted July 1, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
107.7 hrs on record (61.7 hrs at review time)
They finally did it! The new DDA is better than the First DD and will have a revamp'd hero and a brand new one released each episode.
Posted May 1, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.1 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Earth Defense Force is an arcade shooter that emphasizes whimsical mayhem with the bonus of four player co-op. The game features both online play and split screen.

The game functions well with both mouse/keyboard and controller.

I personally recommend the game to those who never tried the series. On average most people spend anywhere from 50 hours to 300 hours in games of this series.

The classes:

Ranger: your everyday soldier with no inherent weaknesses. Can summon tanks at later levels.

Wing Diver: gain the ability to fly and use energy weapons but have to handle overheating mechanics.

Fencer: gains the ability to use two weapons at once and heavy artillery but is a lot slower than other classes.

Air Raider: limited to explosive charge weapons but gains the ability to summon airstrikes, turrets, satellite attacks and vehicles.
Posted July 12, 2019.
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21.8 hrs on record
Metro Exodus provides between 15 to 30 hours of gameplay. The amount of gameplay is determined by if you play the game stealthily like it wants you to.

I can't say I'm crazy about the fact they give me awesome weapons but push me towards never using them. Despite the fact it's going Dishonored on me I still enjoyed it quite a bit.
Posted February 26, 2019.
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17 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Scientist have been attempting to make climate change theory into science but have not found a scientific breakthrough until the year 2019 when they discovered that the only plausible way for climate change to exist was inside a videogame.

Scientists gathered their collective brainpower and released Sid Meier's Civilization VI: Gathering Storm. It was a huge success finally climate change was able to exist.

On a side note, higher amounts of carbon dioxide will actually make our planet greener because it increases both the quality and amount of plant growth which in turn consumes the carbon and turns it into breathable air for humans.

Plants go through photosynthesis using sunlight as an energy source to convert CO2 and water into sugar and oxygen.

Fun Fact: the US Government spent $700,000 in 2010 studying cow farts. The conclusion was their farts admit only a small fraction of methane compared to their belching. We might as well have spent that money studying humans eating at Taco Bell.
Posted February 13, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
If your above 10 years old and have standards do not buy this game.
Posted February 10, 2018.
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1.9 hrs on record
The basic core of the game is to build bridges with varying types of supports and portal shenanigans changing up how you do things. My preference is to turn the game into a death simulator where I watch paid victims drop repeatedly into acid or willingly driving right into a death laser.
Posted December 21, 2017. Last edited December 21, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
Seems like a good HDR patch. You might think about a GTX 1070 but thats ok cause its a good time to upgrade if you not in the 900 series.
Posted February 6, 2017.
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16.7 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
The game feels alot like borderlands but with alot more action. The game is great until you finish the story the first time because at that point you will have zero end game.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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