Recent reviews by Dr. Star Spangled Retard, MD

Seems pricey at first but I easily dumped way more hours into it than any AAA game. Endless terrifying fun via organ farming, dropship raiding tribals, kidnapping/infanticide, slavery, and so much more.

"It's amazing how quickly this game turns you into a monster." -Ssethtzeentach

It's like Halo, but cheaper, buggier, and with less 13 year olds named xXx♥♥♥♥♥slayer13xXx spamming the mic. Worth the money.