*Somewhere, long time after the prision...
"Hey Rick. Your wife, did she turn?"
"Yea, she turned out to be a slut"

*Carl:...
"Dad I havent took a bath in a while, how do I smell?"
"Through your nose CORAL!"

"Dad can you make me a sandwich?"
"ABRACADABRA You're a sandwich CORAL"

"Hey CORAL, why don't crabs give to charity?"
"Dad stop..."
"Because they are shellfish"
"They are shellfish CORAL!"

"I just bought these shoes from a drug dealer CORL"
"So what dad?! want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prize?"
"Well I don't know what he did with them but I've bin trippin all day"
"TRIPPIN ALL DAY CAAAAARL"

"There's a new movie called Constipation CORL"
"I don't care DAD"
"It hasnt come out yet... IT HASNT COME OUT YET CORAL!!!"

*Rick:
I just changed my iPod name to Titanic
So what?
Well, now it's syncing.
RICK: ITS SYNCING CORL...

Lori:
"I've got 99 problems but Carl ain't one"

Rick:
"Lori is pregnant"
Hershel:
"Ok, but I'am a vetenarian."
Rick:
"That's just great, cause Lori is a ♥♥♥♥♥"