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22.0 hrs on record
It's Portalish-style puzzle solving mashed gloriously with Mirror's Edge. The parkour is perfect, managing to be simultaneously very rewarding and very forgiving, for which I am glad (I suck at Mirror's Edge.). Voxels and bad quantum mechanics are involved. What's not to love?

(the answer is: enemies that leave The Talos Principle's nerve-wrecking mines in the dust in an anxiety contest. But I'll work through it, cause the rest of the game is just that good.)
Posted July 4, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
At first seems like a promising simple action game, but instead is a chaotic smattering of flashing lights and large numbers, which keeps you from concentrating and can't be turned off. Has all the gameplay depth of a petri dish. Swarms of enemies keep attack you unrelentingly, then you fight a miniboss, then you fight a boss, over and over. Unless you die because you didn't see that skeleton there because a giant 413 or 261 is in the way, which is EXTREMELY LIKELY.
Posted July 4, 2016.
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119.8 hrs on record (45.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The worst kind of game. Almost every single thing is broken or primitive, but what's left? Holy Ravioli. Despite having had to start a new game five or six times, I'm still playing. God help me, I'm still playing. And I doubt I'm gonna stop.
Posted January 11, 2016.
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