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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,245.2 hrs on record (1,116.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jan 23, 2014 @ 7:53am

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY THIS GAME. Seriously, look how many hours I've played: Over a thousand.

People make fun of MMO players because they spend so much time working for imaginary goals, but at least they're hanging out with friends and collaborating. I've just been sitting here alone in my underwear in the dark. FOR 1000 HOURS.

I used to be like you. I had friends and family, hobbies and interests. I used to cook for myself and clean my apartment once in a while. I used to have house plants for god's sake!

I thought becoming king would take a week or two of gaming sessions at most. I WAS WRONG. Please, if there's anything you value in life, don't buy this game.
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178 Comments
Coopy Nov 12, 2023 @ 6:01am 
but did you eat 50 eggs is what I want to know, hell if you can do 1,245hrs in this I reckon you probably have consumed 50 eggs. P.S boiled or raw?
Gorgo Jan 1, 2023 @ 12:15am 
You stopped playing. Why?
Fortnite Epstein Feb 15, 2022 @ 8:23pm 
I play war thunder of course i don't value my life
alf Jun 20, 2019 @ 6:28pm 
Also, too late.
alf Jun 20, 2019 @ 6:27pm 
Heh
nook Jan 20, 2019 @ 5:59am 
Get good 2.4k hours
C_C Sep 20, 2018 @ 8:10am 
those are some rookie numbers.
thatxpguy Jun 24, 2018 @ 1:34pm 
If your trying to brag in some stupid way im just letting you know there are people that I have seen with 3000+ hours
VelociFaptor May 27, 2018 @ 11:12pm 
Hey Reddit
Dositej Pavlovic Nov 18, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
If you guys think the game is garbage watch vids and actually play the game longer than .2 fucking hours, god that nicholas guy is retarded