Recent reviews by Little Seizures Pizza

So scary even my PC won't turn it on.
9/11

If you're bad at FPS' and like to hear premature Russian kids screaming their lungs out every match, this game is a 9/11 for you

A huge step up from the original. Not only does it keep everything from the original in tact, but it also makes it better! The gameplay is much more fluent as well as the optimisation is pretty well done. This edition brings 3 new characters to the table and keeps the previous 2 characters already there. Now you can wreck havoc with 5 playable characters.

The 3 new characters have completely different fighting mechanics which might take a while to learn but that's the fun in all of it. However, once you master the new characters, you might as well become invincible.

The game doesn't offer a new story mode for Vergil, but it isn't just a simple copy and paste of the original which is why I recommend this game completely.

THIS GAME IS SO GUD IT'LL BLOW YO MIND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YO FACE, SUCKA!

really dud. buy it. there's lots of sexi time. 9/11

A perfect continuation of the outstandingly made Season 1 of The Walking Dead: Video Game. This season, like the last one, forces you to go through some pretty devastating choices such as choosing which character to go with or who has to die. The game definitely immerses you. It makes you feel like you really are in a Zombie Apocalypse. And thank to that, your choices become more difficult to make due to the later consequences. You really get attached to every single character. Even if you do hate them.
In conclusion, both Season 1 and 2 have BRILLIANT story telling and a consequence system. The game is tailored by how you play and the choices you make. However, Telltale Games knows how to make you cry. Especially in the Season Finales.
A definite 11/10 for me. SWAG Overload. Perfectly Executed. Buy this game. NOW

Just get it or I will remove you from my friend list.