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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 9:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 3:11am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 8:48am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:44am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2014 @ 2:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 11:39am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:32pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 4:25am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 3:27am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 5:45am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:36pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 5:07am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2014 @ 12:07pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:32pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 7:01am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 1:43pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 9:05am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 9:08am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2014 @ 6:44am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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