<(°) Vclox
Reading, Reading, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

I'm always close by my computer so i'll respond to any mesage asap

I am the 82nd top contributer on backpack.tf so don't ask if I'm trust worthy.

Battle.net : Vclox#2449 (Top Masters)
Overwatch alt: Clexa#21172 (Masters)
If you want to play overwatch I mostly play tank & support in competitive on my main.
DPS and support on my alt
LFT Off-Tank
Was Main Mercy for "lolhl" 30th EU

Frag Movies

Happy to merc when avalabile:
Pyro: PREM
Engie & Heavy: HIGH
Solli, Scout & Spy: MID
Sniper, Medic & Demo: OPEN

First team to go open, mid, high & prem in consecutive seasons

Highlander: Main pyro for budget toucans (High/Prem)

6's: Gigga Cronge (LAN)

4's: None

Previous team's:
HL: Brotherhood of Peace (iron & div6), Pirate squad (mid & steel), ғᴛʟ! (steel-silver & mid), ( ° ʖ °) It's time (plat), Budget Toucans (Mid-Prem & Silver-Plat), The friends (high).
6's: Bobby brown and the gang (open), freshavacado (mid), Epilepsy Esports (open)
4's: $uper Cash's Private A-Team (whatever the top is)

Div6: 3rd
Mid: 3rd
High: 2nd
Prem: 4th
Silver: 5th
Gold: 2nd
Plat: 4th

I used to own every strange weapon in the game, not including re-skins but i was working on it. I sold all of them for IRL stuff FeelsBadMan.
I nearly have every vintage and coming close to genuine weapons too.

My backpack: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198056783619
My rep profile: http://rep.tf/76561198056783619

Some people asked so: http://myanimelist.net/profile/Vclox

Fallen tf2 gamers that will live on in my profile bio:
Zoop: Zoop got me into comp tf2 picking me up from a center one day. A day i will not forget.
NotSteven: NotSteven is the person that got my into tf2 without him i would not be here.
Woona/PurpleSmart: Woona is the reason that I kept wanting to play comp tf2. Making it fun, enjoyable and just being a great guy.
ZL๏̯͡๏ba: Most of my early hours in tf2 was spent with her teaching me to rocket jump, properly airblast etc.

I was a little bored so i complied my the videos that i had favorited from my few years on the YouTubes. (cringe warning on the older videos)
Favourite videos:
2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqgGeSW7hA
2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1yGR0_yFw
2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocI-TT832E
2011: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1yGR0_yFw
2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzyUanu8kE
2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrLGRnu5JK4&list=PL6PYcMVLJ1sUCjFmBmwKuPrgdrLOYFPJK

"Don't Get Hit" - Isai
"I have no tech skill" -M2K
Hildreth : <(*) <(*) THE TOUCAN FLOCK IS HERE <(*) <(*)
nonideal : why does that fucking useless pyro taunt after evry kill b4nny?
Paladynne : Pyro new 5CP meta confirmed.
"Common sense does not exist and is made up bullshit by society" - Hammock 2017

The orgin of my name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-XnYwRuJEA&feature=youtu.be
Shoutout to shaggys damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIpwaoCcYJQ
Currently In-Game
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Recent Activity

4,050 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
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last played on Dec 10
gone. Dec 7 @ 5:43pm 
Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this
episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now
I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap
cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about
that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs,
butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine
quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add
extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy
in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that
will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out
of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap
for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be
prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's
episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
gone. Dec 3 @ 11:02pm 
This comment starts the road, for timing sake 8)
global is my hero Nov 11 @ 8:04pm 
To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand Jim Vickers' style of play. His positioning, DM, aptitude with several classes and boylike charm make him a brilliant player and, in all fairness, doesn't belong in Silver. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Silver players believed Jim Vickers to be an alt since his genius precedes his reputation and whatever lies are spread about him. Pick him up.
Le Winter-y Fox Aug 17 @ 9:55am 
Hello, my name is Boris “Vclox” Pistolento. I’m from a small village in cold Siberia. For many years I dreamed of a profession, Cardstone player! But tetris all I can do. One day a trucker was crash in the back of the house of mine and a game fell out!!! It was globally offensive, my dreaming is comming to reality. Now I can join the local tournamento, the prize pool of which 4 potatoes. Please no Copy-Pasta!
Le Winter-y Fox Aug 16 @ 5:14pm