V-Man
Master of the stealth shotgun
 
 
Is eager to mentor in MGS: Peace Walker HD (PS3), Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Double Dragon Neon, EYE Divine Cybermancy, Payday, Space Marine Exterminatus and, God help you, Fear 3.

Former world record holder of Don't Shit Your Pants.

Morbose philanthropic shadow.

"I hope to be lively in life, and very dead in death, for if I am not, I am a zombie, and nobody wants that."

"The only two competitive on Earth that wear clothes are humans and hermit crabs. There is a reason for this."

Purveyor of perversion.

Big on challenge gaming, big into speedruns, not that big into competitive on a player versus player level.

Yearns for the ability to enjoy long walks on the beach.

Loves sushi and pizza.

Misses the old Cartoon Network.

Thinks "aspergers" sounds way too much like "assburgers" to not be inherently funny, offensiveness be damned.

Claims to be the fifth food group, but probably isn't.
Prefers his onomatopoeia to start with a "ka-".

Ezekiel 23:19-20 makes him chuckle.

Can never remember the words "overly convoluted" or "contrived" for the life of him.

Plays classical and arcade style fps, sometimes enjoys stealth, and tends to enjoy RPG aspects that do not force grinding.

Hopes to be a professional alien pornography director.

Enjoys Payne 3, F3AR and Splinter Cell: Conviction as a guilty pleasure.
http://i.imgur.com/Atk66.jpg

His rock is dick hard.

Can't relate to people who find a blimp to be the greatest thing ever, when he just got done flying a jet.

Brobdingnagian is considered to be an underused word by him.

Is able to beat Arkham Asylum's single player with all riddles in around 6 hours.

Half-heartedly believes himself to be the reincarnation of Colin Mochrie's hair.

Makes up for a complete lack of bad dating profiles by organizing his steam community page like one.

Is rumored to be a lustful cock-monster and/or a cock-juggling thundercunt.

Кфммissдя of the Üm̈läüẗ S̈qüäd

Really wants to herd hundreds of enochlophobia sufferers into a stadium together out of morbid curiosity and a light amount of sadism.


3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: if the blind want a game they can have gone home
3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: specifically my copy
3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: quote that shit

Wednesday, June 04, 2014
2:05 AM - [DA] Numquam-Vincar: I watched Boku no Pico years ago so that was never on my backlog

Thursday, May 28, 2015
8:42 PM - Richard: I've seen enough hentai to know the positioning and where they're getting fucked from

Tuesday, January 31, 2017
8:29 PM - Peony Pink Drop: sometimes you gotta stop with the internet

Wednesday, February 08, 2017
5:03 PM - King Of The Off Brands: also the urinal actually has histroy


-Veritas super omnia

My crappy Youtube channel

Best website [www2.w arnerbros.com]
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Alien Swarm
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838572211
Batman: Arkham Asylum
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=244277652
Batman: Arkham City
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=246254661
Batman: Arkham Knight
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=858757546
Chex Quest (2)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=323122354
Daikatna
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=341324253
Dark Souls
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=839572942
Death to Spies: Moment of Truth
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537209642
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217067854
Dishonored
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=351092645
Duke Nukem 3D
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=281104469
Duke Nukem 3D: Duke It Out in DC
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222084793
Duke Nukem: Forever
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=402345008
The Evil Within
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674321981
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419504648
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=289652249
Fear: Perseus Mandate
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217053154
Fear 3
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217055900
Final Doom: Plutonia
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=565226209
Hotline Miami
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217061463
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=253495175
Hitman: Contracts
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276777781
Hitman™ (2016)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=845499973
Killer is Dead: Nightmare Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=310288343
Left 4 Dead
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838561895
Left 4 Dead 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838564479
Mad Max
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=516006863
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=214668396
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220414264
No More Room in Hell
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=658396340
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=658411453
Painkiller: Black Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674331592
Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=855798424
POSTAL 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276750998
Resident Evil 6/ Biohazard 6
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=859386239
Serious Sam: The First Encounter
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217055529
Serious Sam 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674329252
Shadow Warrior
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220393703
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=274680015
Styx: Master of Shadows
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=406414328
Thief Gold
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=335857730
Thief 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=335855492
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217055032
Tim Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=234214655
Tim Clancy's SplinterCall of BlackopsList: GI JOE SNEAK SQUAD
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217321977
Payday 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=236005072
The Walking Dead: Season 1
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=183919780
The Witcher 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=193968953

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drsamuraiguy57 \.=. Feb 22 @ 12:02pm 
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💔~Khirzah~💔 Feb 2 @ 4:01am 
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Little Baby Man Jan 13 @ 5:57pm 
The 1st 2017 comment enjoy 2017 V-Man!
Apostle, 1996 accord 300hp plz Dec 17, 2016 @ 9:50pm 
My favorite dude on steam, I'm not dead yet, just busy with the car scene, drowning in debt and depression and pretending to be a race car driver in the wee hours of the morning lmao. Seriously though I'm hanging in there and hope you are too, I should be building a new comp when Zen drops and hopefully vega wont be shit also. Right now I'm on a shitty laptop that cannot even play shitty japanese fighting vidya. Keep it easy v-man. Talk to you soon bruv, much love.
I Kick Nuts For A Living Nov 19, 2016 @ 6:22pm 
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Jack Oct 24, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
hey people, fox here! >😛 im an 11 year old, guitarist, nerdy, very social, Christian! c: im also a HUUUGGEEE pokemon fan cx teh pika power iz ovar 9000 >;o useless fact teim! >:3 i love pancakes c; ma hair is brown with a shine :0 ma eyes are blueish grey >-< fav Bible verse time! :3

Matthew 21:12-13 And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves. And He said to them, "It is written, 'MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF PRAYER'; but you are making it a ROBBERS' DEN."

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."

bai!!!!!! ^o^ God bless! (>^.^)> ~(^.^)~ <(^.^<)