V-Man
Master of the stealth shotgun, Chad Ghostal
 
 
I have a Youtube channel where I do challenge runs.

Former world record holder of Don't Shit Your Pants.

Hasn't extensively played Team Fortress 2 since the Mann-Conomy Update in 2010.

Morbose philanthropic shadow.

"I hope to be lively in life, and very dead in death, for if I am not, I am a zombie, and nobody wants that."

"The only two species on Earth that wear clothes are humans and hermit crabs. There is a reason for this."

Purveyor of perversion.

Big on challenge runs, not that big into competitive on a player versus player level.

Yearns for the ability to enjoy long walks on the beach.

Loves sushi and pizza.

Misses the old Cartoon Network.

Thinks "aspergers" sounds way too much like "assburgers" to not be inherently funny, offensiveness be damned.

Claims to be the fifth food group, but probably isn't.
Prefers his onomatopoeia to start with a "ka-".

Ezekiel 23:19-20 makes him chuckle.

Can never remember the words "overly convoluted" or "contrived" for the life of him.

Plays classical and arcade style fps, sometimes enjoys stealth, and tends to enjoy RPG aspects that do not force grinding.

Hopes to be a professional alien pornography director.

His rock is dick hard.

Can't relate to people who find a blimp to be the greatest thing ever, when he just got done flying a jet.

Brobdingnagian is considered to be an underused word by him.

Is able to beat Arkham Asylum's single player with all riddles in around 6 hours.

Half-heartedly believes himself to be the reincarnation of Colin Mochrie's hair.

Makes up for a complete lack of bad dating profiles by organizing his steam community page like one.

Is rumored to be a lustful cock-monster and/or a cock-juggling thundercunt.

Кфммissдя of the Üm̈läüẗ S̈qüäd

Really wants to herd hundreds of enochlophobia sufferers into a stadium together out of morbid curiosity and a light amount of sadism.


3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: if the blind want a game they can have gone home
3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: specifically my copy
3:32 AM - Raptro del Raptro: quote that shit

Wednesday, June 04, 2014
2:05 AM - [DA] Numquam-Vincar: I watched Boku no Pico years ago so that was never on my backlog

Thursday, May 28, 2015
8:42 PM - Richard: I've seen enough hentai to know the positioning and where they're getting fucked from

Tuesday, January 31, 2017
8:29 PM - Peony Pink Drop: sometimes you gotta stop with the internet

Wednesday, February 08, 2017
5:03 PM - King Of The Off Brands: also the urinal actually has histroy

Friday, October 20, 2017
Digivee: I imagine you inperson is just a writhing bag of perversion
Digivee: Like oogie boobie with cum


"We're gonna' suplex the autism right out of him" - UnknownReiko

-Veritas super omnia

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Achievement Showcase
6,096
Achievements
83
Perfect Games
69%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Guide Showcase
Mage build specs
By V-Man
Expert difficulty, 100%, ghost walkthrough
By V-Man
Disguise & Permits guide
By V-Man
Expert difficulty, Wolfhound rating walkthrough
By V-Man
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Guides
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Followers
List of sewer level screenshots
Alien Swarm
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838572211
Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=922897094
Batman: Arkham Asylum
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=244277652
Batman: Arkham City
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=246254661
Batman™: Arkham Knight
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=858757546
Chex Quest (2)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=323122354
Clandestine
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1172630516
Daikatana
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=341324253
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=839572942
Death to Spies: Moment of Truth
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537209642
Deus Ex
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=881211526
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893792150
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217067854
Dex
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1155198068
Dishonored
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=351092645
Duke Nukem 3D
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=281104469
Duke Nukem 3D: Duke It Out in DC
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222084793
Duke Nukem: Forever
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=402345008
The Evil Within
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674321981
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419504648
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=289652249
F.E.A.R.: Perseus Mandate
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217053154
F.E.A.R. 3
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=881677580
Final Doom: Plutonia
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=565226209
Hotline Miami
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217061463
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=881178915
Hitman: Contracts
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276777781
HITMAN™ (2016)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=845499973
Killer is Dead: Nightmare Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=310288343
Left 4 Dead
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838561895
Left 4 Dead 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=838564479
Mad Max
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=516006863
METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=214668396
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220414264
Mother Russia Bleeds
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=964938522
No More Room in Hell
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=658396340
Painkiller: Black Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674331592
Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=969171771
POSTAL 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276750998
Resident Evil 6 / Biohazard 6
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=859386239
Serious Sam Classic: The First Encounter
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893794485
Serious Sam: The First Encounter HD
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=879297757
Serious Sam 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=674329252
Shadow Warrior
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220393703
Shadowrun: Dragonfall
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1147166413
STAR WARS™: Knights of the Old Republic™
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=274680015
Styx: Master of Shadows
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=406414328
Thief Gold
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=335857730
Thief 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=335855492
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217055032
Tim Clancy's Splinter Call: Conviction
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=234214655
Tim Clancy's Splinter Call of BlackopsList: GI JOE SNEAK SQUAD
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=217321977
Payday 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=236005072
The Walking Dead: Season 1
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=183919780
The Witcher 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=193968953

Recent Activity

61 hrs on record
last played on Nov 17
70 hrs on record
last played on Nov 14
59 hrs on record
last played on Nov 14
Little Baby Man Nov 16 @ 12:10am 
he steals all the soda-pop?
I can reccommend him to a good dentist
V-Man Nov 14 @ 1:21am 
Don't tell them I'm a ghost or they won't let me out of the bottle, this genie is a total dick he steals all the soda.
HeartenedKorbo Nov 7 @ 6:11pm 
do not trust, is not alive is actually a ghost. Hence all the ghost acheivements in the showcase
[RC]Frickingpac Sep 20 @ 8:47pm 
+rep Very helpful and great stealth games player (Splinter Cell, Death to Spies etc.)
Married Carnage 😘 Sep 18 @ 12:28am 
THEY GOT T
Little Baby Man Sep 11 @ 2:26am 
ONLY AT NIGHT MAY WE APPEAR