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0.6 hrs on record
Boring, clunky and unfun platforming, repetitive. I like some walking simulators but not this one.
Posted January 25.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
It's an incredibly fun game with a polished game-play loop that will give you more of the same that you'd expect from the earlier renditions of the game with a really cinematic adventure while newcomers can play one of those old platformer collect-a-thons which have becomes despairingly rare. And I recommend getting it,

But wait for a couple patches and/or a a sale or opting for the console version. It crashes to desktop with no discernible workaround currently to the point that I can't even complete a 5 minute arena mission without crashing making the R.Y.N.O impossible to get. If I remember to, I might update this review in the future after a couple patches about it's play-ability state.
Posted July 28, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
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24.4 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
Only get it if you're a major fan of the series. It's a very poor entry into the series and lacks a ton of polish in many areas. I am with the majority: Play Rune Factory 4 instead if you're interested in only picking up one.
Posted November 29, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
35.7 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
You've goat to be kidding me, there were skeletons trying to pick a bone with me. A doggone rover ruffhousing with me. I was hopping mad by the time I met the rabbits. Though I felt there was something fishy with the royal knights. I didn't want to make a splash so I decided to lift my spirits with a ghost. I was able to scale back my anger when I got to weeb it up with a lizard. Almost short circuited when I met a robot popstar. All in all, I had a goat time till I met the king. All in all, the last fight left my heart rooted.

I love pundertale.
Posted November 23, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
172.9 hrs on record (36.6 hrs at review time)
Heavily inspired by the Bokujou Monogatari(More commonly known as Harvest Moon made by Marvelous), Stardew Valley manages to be the kind of game that the series should have evolved into following 64 and Back To Nature. With all the old school charm and a mix of modern innovations that make the game an engaging experience. As a long time fan of Harvest Moon, I have anticipated Stardew Valley's launch since it's appearance on Greenlight. Now that it has arrived, it has the same addictive and child-like wonder that I had experienced playing 64 for the first time. Old farmhands and greenhorns alike, Stardew Valley has a lot to offer.

WIth old staples like farming, fishing, mining, befriending villagers and getting married. And new exciting features like tapping trees, panning, gathering electricity, crafting, and so much more; there's so much to do. Customization of the interior of your house, freedom to customize your character, and same-sex marriage so that the LGBT crowd have the freedom to have an avatar that more accurately represents them while still being able to pursue their preferred sex.

ConcernedApe has put a lot of love in this game and it really shows. Even after the games release, constantly updating the game, answering twitter, and has always thought of his fans first. Even if a rural life simulator doesn't sound like your cup of tea, mad respect for the man.
Posted March 2, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.5 hrs on record
If you press a button for four hours straight you can become Art incarnate.
Posted October 18, 2014.
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