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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,411.3 hrs on record (432.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 19, 2015 @ 11:50pm
Updated: Mar 19, 2015 @ 11:52pm

this is how i have fun with this game step by step

1.conquer a city
2.raze the city
3.hear the people rumbling screaming crying
4.watch the city burn
5.feel it
6.double the feel
7.laugh
8.repeat
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9 Comments
The Major Grand Nope Aug 19, 2015 @ 10:25am 
*cough* i do the same *cough*
The Major Grand Nope Aug 19, 2015 @ 10:24am 
evil fucker
Blu Jun 26, 2015 @ 3:15pm 
1. Try one deity 2. Fail 3. Cry 4. Repeat
Coitus YU(((((%G Reservatus Mar 27, 2015 @ 5:03am 
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M BUYING THE GAME
Saint Marat Mar 22, 2015 @ 6:51am 
When I'm super rich end-game I like to buy cities in the middle of countries, only to build a nuclear arsenal there for future use.
Little Carl Mar 20, 2015 @ 8:00pm 
Some men just want to watch the world burn
dielan Mar 20, 2015 @ 7:26pm 
#MakeHitlerTheGermanLeader. Spread the word, civ fans.
Pablo Farm Mar 20, 2015 @ 5:14am 
you know what else i like beside blood?
meat, human meat
Trazire Mar 20, 2015 @ 4:10am 
a fucking psycho #drones