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1 person found this review helpful
29.8 hrs on record
Both Arrowhead and Sony can shove their nose up my scrotum.
On may 5th AH CEO Pilestedt admitted to knowing about the PSN issue 6 months before release.
He knew 6 months before the game released that people would lose access to the game because they cant have PSN.
And now hes lying acting like he had no say in the matter when it was HIM that delayed the PSN integration the begin with.

AH is not a trustworthy company.
Posted May 3. Last edited May 6.
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14.3 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Clunky to a fault
Most guns are genuinely painful to use
Movement glitches out all the time
Solo players can revive themselves like 8 times
Players cant hit the broad side of mars but one hit headshot you every other fight with iron sights shaped like a brick regardless
Even prestige 10 players with hundreds of hours cant seem to consistently win any fights barely getting a 1.5KD

Every mechanic in this game just feels terrible
Posted December 25, 2023. Last edited December 25, 2023.
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12.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
God awful gamemode thats entirely focused on stealing money last second so you might as well afk 90% of the match.
Not a hint of a whiff of a shred of balancing anywhere to be seen.
Utterly unplayable in solo because nobody uses voice chat or groups.
Posted December 8, 2023. Last edited December 11, 2023.
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53.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
1 month since release, 0 (zero) updates. Dead game. Rest in piss starbreeze you were trash.
  • No safehouse.
  • No heist planing.
  • No voice chat.
  • Online only.
  • Borderline non functional match making system that cant even find 3 people.
  • Very poor customization options that look like a cruel joke compared to PD2.
  • Hundreds of small touches and QoL improvements from PD2 missing.
  • Made for console bottom of the barrel android tablet style user interface.
  • No melee weapons.
  • Very poor variety in on-release missions and all of them are terribly short.
I could go on forever.
This is an absolute joke of a game joining the rest of the non stop stream of unfinished garbage in today's gaming scene.


This is like payday 1.5 early access if you squint really hard.
Posted September 21, 2023. Last edited October 16, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Watched the whole thing on stream.
Absolutely hilarious I hope they make more.
Great voice acting.
I liked the variety of routes in the first game more than the fewer long routes here.
Jecka best girl.
Posted September 13, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
Watched the whole thing on stream.
Absolutely hilarious I hope they make more.
Great voice acting.
Jecka best girl.
Posted September 13, 2023. Last edited September 13, 2023.
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21 people found this review helpful
27.3 hrs on record
Hardest part is the camera.
DMC1's fixed camera is 20 times better than whatever is going on in DMC3.
So many deaths to jumps instead of side rolls man...
Posted August 23, 2023.
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184.0 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I really really wanted to like this game but its just so dry. There is barely any meat on this.
This is team death match "run around and shoot" and nothing more all this talk about this being sandbox or like battlefield is just wrong.

Every match is just both teams slamming into each other in a non stop firefight battling for the middle spot that is NOT more important than the rest with a few people sneaking around the back to capture spots behind the enemies.
Or the map is so large that you spend the entire match running back and forth around the map SEARCHING FOR ENEMIES TO FIGHT.

There is local VoIP which just means that people sometimes insult the enemies or scream a meme but otherwise never talk because they don't want to announce their presence to the enemy.
The 24/7 gunfire and explosions of 200 players makes it almost a necessity to play this on 1% volume unless you want a headache within an hour.
Audio is awful you can't hear enemies steps at all much less their direction with tanks rolling up behind you making no noise whatsoever.
No class limits also means that machine guns and sniper rifles have to be garbage or otherwise half the lobby would play them and make the game unplayable.
Vehicle controls are horrible if you so much as graze any object your vehicle comes to a dead stop and any bumps in the road send you flying into a curve cause the cars apparently don't have a differential??
Attack vehicles are so poorly balanced and fragile that the only way to properly use them is to abuse the hell out of the mechanics by shooting with a tank from your own spawn or flying your heli back to base to repair every time you take a scratch which is so overpowered that it isnt unusual to see these people going 80/0.
TTK is absolutely insane for a games with such large hitboxes and low recoil its almost impossible to leave a fight unharmed.

As awful as recent battlefield games have been there is an absolute chasm of game design quality between them and this.
The gunplay is the absolute highlight but everything around it just isnt even close to the same quality.
You quickly notice how they lifted all their favorite mechanics out of a variety of games and stitched them together but then they made absolutely no effort to make them work together.

This might be great in a few years but right now all this hype about it being fps jesus is an insane amount of hot air.
90% rating on steam does not lie.
It has also already lost 80% of its playerbase.
Posted June 21, 2023. Last edited August 28, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
Couldnt even join a match lmao
Posted May 11, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Absolute garbage.
Most reviews here are probably fake.

Its your bock standard smartphone game.
Garbage controls on PC, character randomly stops walking and leaves the scope after every shot with an AR.
Over 3 minute queue time and the entire lobby was bots anyway leaving me with 20 kills in my very first round because remember kids the costumer might not want to play your videogame anymore if he doesnt always win!!
AND WE CANT HAVE THEM STOP PLAYING THE GAME OR THEY MIGHT NOT BUY MICROTRANSACTIONS

Just one of the other 30000 fortnite clones that play themselves plaguing the appstores trying to milk people with microtransactions.
No soul. No value. I hope this gets thrown off steam.
The only thing this has going for it is girls in skintight suits but fortnite has that too.
Posted May 11, 2023.
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