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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.5 hrs on record
Posted: Feb 18, 2015 @ 8:36pm
Updated: Jun 19, 2015 @ 7:33pm

You will die.

Spiders will murder you.
Hounds will murder you.
Bunnymen will murder you.
Trees will murder you.
Tentacles will murder you.
Shadows will murder you.
Giants will murder you.
Penguins will obliterate you.
Bees will f**king destroy you.

And that's only if you don't starve first.
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13 Comments
triggersquadftw12 Jun 8 @ 7:15pm 
the BEES NOT THE BEES i just said that part but the bees part why say a cus word but who cares i love it to and
Moon May 10 @ 5:08am 
trees na there ok when there walking around Shadows sometimes if sanity is low. spider ye hounds REALLY ANNOYING. Tentacles also annoying, giants murder your base and you. bees are so annoying. penguins are kinda hostile.
Umorusany Apr 8 @ 8:11am 
Would be fun to make own scenarios, eg. you start in caves and overworld is wasteland with fallout.
adileee Oct 29, 2016 @ 4:14pm 
Bees? Why does everyone say this? People are so bad. I have never one died to bees. Unless it was like, around a spiderqueen and I was fighting both. Which happened, once. I also had dogs.
ThatGenericPyro Aug 4, 2016 @ 10:57am 
"Penguins will obliterate you."

My PTSD is coming back...
Fishstyx Jun 19, 2015 @ 6:32pm 
in early-game, the tree guards are insane
✠ Mr.Reaper ✠ Jun 13, 2015 @ 6:21am 
lol they usually taste MY blade :p i feel im a bee kiler i attack them loot them and go away with a smile
Chazzy Jun 13, 2015 @ 5:17am 
Good, never let them catch you or you will feel the pain of a thousand sharp knives penetrating your virgin asshole.
✠ Mr.Reaper ✠ Jun 13, 2015 @ 4:03am 
whats with bees???everyone says bees are killers!!They dont even touch me..wtf is happening i've never been killed by a bee not even attacked....
Wolfie Feb 25, 2015 @ 7:28am 
Dont forget the living trees! ;)