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Wake up and eat 2000 calories of heavily processed cereal
Read mail
$100,000 fine from homeowners association for grass being 0.01 inches too long
Put on my medium size (XXXXL in Europe) suit ready for work
Get in truck ready for 3 hour drive to work
Accidentally drive 0.1 miles an hour over the limit
Pulled over by police
Immediately revive 20 rounds of 9mm ammunition to the chest due to being slightly darker than Count Dracula
Cop leaves, somehow I’m still alive
Bystander calls ambulance, I’m too weak to protest
Transported to hospital
Doctors hand me the bill
$6,800,000,000 plus a mandatory 30% tip
Shed a tear of joy at the privilege of living in the land of the free
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