Posted: November 22
Do I recommend Rage?
Mother******* ninja wingstick's.
Grenades n' ****.
And for the Really Bad*** you have your firsts.
You can beat innocent psychopaths out in the desert to death with your fists.
You can maim the **** out of people with your fists!
Now if that doesn't make you feel like you've got the biggest. Hariest. Ballsack. in all of the wasteland. I don't know what will!
And let's not forget about the ****** vehicles with mother******* weapons on them.
On your killmobile.
Not only can you kill the **** out of people with your standard, dare I say cookie cutter arsenal? But you can absolutely ♥♥♥♥ on their pride and joy's!
And ON TOP OF THAT!
You can put spikes on your tires.
It's as if they're just asking you to drive right through an orphanage!
Nay! Begging you to!
Now if that doesn't tickle your pickle, you might as well just shoot up your local barber shop, you deranged psychopath.
If any of that doesn't get the blood pumping straight to your loins.
I'd be afraid to even call you a man.
(ALL SWEARS, minus one. Were replaced with *'s purposely to minimize filtration.)
This review is for entertainment only and was not intended to be offensive.