Posted: April 16
Frosty was only 16 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life,".
His dad hears him and and call him a silver scrublord.
He knows his dad is just jealous of his devotion to Gabe.
He calls him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
He is so happy.
Gabe whispers into Frosty's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case,".
Gaben grabs Frosty with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
Frosty opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Frosty's pockets.
It costs so much, but Frosty does it for CS:GO.
Frosty can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes begin to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Frosty wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Frosty's computer with keys.
Frosty opens all the cases and gets nothing but blues.
CS:GO is love,
CS:GO is life.