Skyrim skill mod idea

[Shin Dan]

Does anybody else see the benefit of taking a skyrim guard's quote? any quote, and just turning it into a spell or part of a skill?
"conjure me up a warm bed will you?" *summon warm bed*
"can you brew me an ale?" *meanwhile, at the alchemy table*
and so forth, I for one would just love something like this to exist for the sake of humor.

[Roscaria]

What! ! Make the guards even lazier? The guard who wants an enchantment for his dull blade because he's too damm lazy to use a grindstone to sharpen it. no way! Besides the other guards are suposed to be on patrol not sleeping in warm beds or getting plastered. Although it would be funny if you could drop a bed on the guards head and bury the other one under a pile of mead.

[ADJCSee]

Roscaria I agree. It would be funny..

[Tomibouzu]

you can do it, but you must use the power of THOR THE THUNDERGOD. >.>


but yeah i think you can, I have not done it but it should be pretty easy unless the skyrim CS is really lame.

[Shin Dan]

the point is to turn the already lazy guard complaints into an in-game skill mechanic for lulz.
oh, and the ale you brew restores stamina without the nasty side effect.

[liosalpha]

there is a conjure bed mod around, the others idk.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=13912

[Shin Dan]

..............now if we can make a mod that does all of that stuff.
"skyrim could use more healers" restoration spell, summon healer spirit
"so you what, fetch the mead?" conjure mead storm, deals 100+ physics damage in a small area
"I heard it i tell you! howling!, those werewolf stories are true!" transform guard into werewolf spell.
and so on.
just something that enterprises on random guard comments would be heavenly, now, if you'll excuse me, i have a bed to conjure.