Weapons x -10

[Marshal]

You know how there are x10 servers? Well, imagine a server where it multiplies weapon stats by 10, AND reverses them! Choose any TF2 weapon and post what it's stats would be.

Example: Eviction Notice

+600% damage bonus
-500% slower firing speed

[the_bombinic61]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OVnTQYliR0

[PipAntarctic]

Eviction Notice A.K.A the one use, one hit kill

Degreaser
+100% Damage bonus
+250% Burn damage bonus
+650% Slower weapon switch

Ez-mode flare
Flare never knocks back target on hit and doesn't have splash radius
+500% Damage bonus

[icehat]

Adult's Neck Compressor:
On Hit: Builds Slow
Run speed decreased with Slow
+340% clip size
10% faster move speed on wearer
Slow increased on air jumps

[Marshal]

Първоначално публикувано от A Rather Festive Icehat ☃❄✸:

Adult's Neck Compressor:
On Hit: Builds Slow
Run speed decreased with Slow
+340% clip size
10% faster move speed on wearer
Slow increased on air jumps

I love the name! XD

[Stefanonimo]

Black Box

On Hit: You die

[Sabesaroo]

The Canberra Waker.

-25% charge speed.
On hit: Karatar is applied to the victim for 6 seconds, reducing damage by 35%.
On headshot: Huge explosion.

[Balblair]

"Conniver's Kunai;

+650 max health on wearer
On Backstab: Lose the health from your victim."

[Festive Wind]

Първоначално публикувано от Stefanonimo:

Black Box

On Hit: You die

Actually if you have above 150 health...

[Balblair]

Teamkill Calcium Quencher

Take 600% of damage done.
Bottle flies backwards at 10x speed.

[Joshua Kurayami]

The Boston Kisser

On Hit: Heal enemy for 50 seconds. Idiot.
On Miss: Hit yourself.

The Engineer's Emergency 3000

Requires ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that does less damage, removes fire
and enables buildings for 40 sec
random critical hits
Deals 200% healing to buildings
Can be crit boosted

The Dangerous Mine

Cannonballs have a fuse time of -10 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode later by letting go off the fire key.
Cannonballs does not push players back on impact
Cannonballs explode on impact
500% damage on contact with surfaces

[GoldenOuji]

Gunslinger

Build 10 mini-sentries
Build intantly mini-sentry

[Joshua Kurayami]

Първоначално публикувано от ǤȫӏDen҈‖Ouji Merry Christmas!!!:

Gunslinger

Build 10 mini-sentries
Build intantly mini-sentry

you forgot to reverse it..

[Jaegis]

The Head-on Hitter:

-150% damage
-250% jumpheight
+600% magazine size

Still sucks :(

[Joshua Kurayami]

Първоначално публикувано от SuperSmasher99:

The Head-on Hitter:

-150% damage
-250% jumpheight
+600% magazine size

Still sucks :(

If only it had firing speed, then it would be a weak minigun

[Stefanonimo]

Първоначално публикувано от cheesellama | NICE FIND |:

Първоначално публикувано от Stefanonimo:

Black Box

On Hit: You die

Actually if you have above 150 health...

As usual, there's always an anti-joke user in every thread.