if you could give cosmetics stats, what would the cosmetic and stats be

[Colonel Cosmetic]

gibus: marks you for death

[Moondog]

Respectless rubber glove (pyro): +10% damage to buildings and engineers

Arkham Cowl: +20% damage with melees and against people wearing Teufort Knight

Teufort Knight: +20% damage with secondaries and against people wearing Arkham Cowl

Firefly mask (pyro): +3 seconds to afterburn time

[Banafrit™]

The purity fist: Melee attacks one hit kill the target and the announcer from Street Fighter will announce K.O!

[Moondog]

Max's head: gain an extra jump

Bill's hat: extra damge from shields

Team captain: after moving for 3 seconds, you will start to sprint, and from here, you can press crouch to slide and deal 50-75 damage to any opponents in your path

[Moondog]

Originally posted by TWB'S ♥Cloud Burst♥:

The purity fist: Melee attacks one hit kill the target and the announcer from Street Fighter ill announce K.O!

No, the announcer from street fighter 4 Ultra, he's the best

[it's past my bedtime]

Cosmetics already have stats. They're called calling cards.

Anyway, any Circling Peace Sign hat: gives 100% immunity to all forms of damage.

[Moondog]

Originally posted by STUMP FOR TRUMP:

Cosmetics already have stats. They're called calling cards.

Anyway, any Circling Peace Sign hat: gives 100% immunity to all forms of damage.

But you can't attack

[Moondog]

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵƬΛℒ Zhe ÐΣѴƗƪ:

Originally posted by Frederick the great:

But you can't attack

Uhm, can you read?

I'll have you know my shirt told me I have an iq of 4.

[Colonel Cosmetic]

Originally posted by STUMP FOR TRUMP:

Cosmetics already have stats. They're called calling cards.

Anyway, any Circling Peace Sign hat: gives 100% immunity to all forms of damage.

they are called "item set bonuses", not stats, that immunity stat is too op

[Colonel Cosmetic]

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵƬΛℒ Zhe ÐΣѴƗƪ:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

they are called "item set bonuses", not stats, that immunity stat is too op

Do you expect stats made by the community to be legit?

some

[double stuf'd oreo cookie]

The crosslinkers coil

Every time you enter water you get electrocuted

[double stuf'd oreo cookie]

With the sight for sore eyes

You can't see crap

[Moondog]

Cute suit: suffocation in water starts immediately

[double stuf'd oreo cookie]

The HHH's head

You suddenly feel the urge to decapitate people

[MuddyMo]

tyrant's helm: every kill spawns a viking that gives you a large health pack and will fight for you

[double stuf'd oreo cookie]

The hat with the octopus on it

You instantly collapse because of the creature's weight