Clever Names For Items: Hilariously derailing one-liner!

[Great Dumbass Equal To Heaven]

How is this thread 5 years old?!

Each reply must contain either a Rename, a Critique, or an Item That Is Renamed.

I'll start off with this:

Original
"The Butt of All Jokes"
"Couldn't think of anything Original...”

Rename Hall Of Fame

Originally posted by Rain:
Family Business:
Fattergun

[Some Random Dead Guy]

Already tried remaking that glorious thread, got like 6 replies one of whitch was a rename.
Hope this does better, will dump all my renames soon here

[Stelio Kontos, The Provocateur.]

Just give this name to your backburner: "Fire in the hole". It shows how mature you are.

[Some Random Dead Guy]

ThΣKämikαzeMΏήkΞ¥s™ původně napsal:

Just giva this name to your backburner: "Fire in the hole". It shows how mature you are.

This is actually really clever.
Wow. Bravo.

[PiggyTheAstro]

Machina
"Boom, Headshot"
"Thanks for standing still mate!"

[Great Dumbass Equal To Heaven]

ThΣKämikαzeMΏήkΞ¥s™ původně napsal:

Just give this name to your backburner: "Fire in the hole". It shows how mature you are.

Solid rename. Needs more wit and a bit less salt. I give it 7/10.

[ryedork]

My Engi as all Mexican so I've got a shotgun named "El Bandito's Boomstick"

[Great Dumbass Equal To Heaven]

Angery Eevee původně napsal:

My Engi as all Mexican so I've got a shotgun named "El Bandito's Boomstick"

"Don't touch the Sentry, hombre."

[ryedork]

Nefarious původně napsal:

Angery Eevee původně napsal:

My Engi as all Mexican so I've got a shotgun named "El Bandito's Boomstick"

"Don't touch the Sentry, hombre."

BAD HOMBRES

[pathulhu]

My Strange Scorch Shot was renamed "Incendiary Cannon" like the one from TFC.

As for Backburner, I recommend the name "Roast Rump"

[Charlie5L]

Rename for The Backburner:

"All These Things That I've Done"
"I got soul but I'm not a Soldier."

I don't know. I find it clever. song references

[Some Random Dead Guy]

Charlie 5 Lives původně napsal:

Rename for The Backburner:

"All These Things That I've Done"
"I got soul but I'm not a Soldier."

I don't know. I find it clever. song references

Highway to health quick fix

[Stelio Kontos, The Provocateur.]

Nefarious původně napsal:

ThΣKämikαzeMΏήkΞ¥s™ původně napsal:

Just give this name to your backburner: "Fire in the hole". It shows how mature you are.

Solid rename. Needs more wit and a bit less salt. I give it 7/10.

btw we need to talk. added ya

[ryedork]

Pathulhu původně napsal:

My Strange Scorch Shot was renamed "Incendiary Cannon" like the one from TFC.

As for Backburner, I recommend the name "Roast Rump"

I prefer "Fanny Frier" myself

[pathulhu]

Angery Eevee původně napsal:

Pathulhu původně napsal:

My Strange Scorch Shot was renamed "Incendiary Cannon" like the one from TFC.

As for Backburner, I recommend the name "Roast Rump"

I prefer "Fanny Frier" myself

Singed Seat also works

[rept]

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