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From the Sam and Max cartoon.
http://youtu.be/XpR-Misimgw?t=1m
from every s&m game season.
Sam Jeez if these walls can talk
Max I think it's best if they keep there mouths shut
Sam: [dropping an egg into the corn dog batch] "One recipe to rule them all, and one egg for binding."
Max Spore: [flies by] Neeeeeeeerrrrrrrrdddddd!
From Sam & Max S2-EP1:
Max: Start crying or I'm gonna dip you in honey barbecue sauce and throw you to a polar bear!
Max: (referring to Stinky's sock, which is full of coal) That's what you get for lying all the time.
Sam: What do you think you get for reckless disregard for public safety?
Max: In my case, I got to be president.
From Sam & Max S1-EP3:
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4fTRRuRrk
(Infamous Line EVER!)
Max: ...For cowards die a thousand deaths, while heroes die but one, unless they're playing video games in which case heroes die a lot too. So good night, Fresh Prince! And may Charlie's Angels sing me thee to thy rest.
From Sam & Max Hit the Road:
[Try to pick up a background object] (From Floppy Disk Version) Sam: I can't pick that up. [Try again] No, really, I can't pick that up. [and again] Are you dense? I can't pick that up. [and again] Read my lips. I... CAN'T... PICK... THAT... UP! [and again] I give up. (sob)
Max: Now you've done it. You've broken Sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up object (Numbered Object. Example: #67 is the Coat Hanger). In fact, if I didn't find his pitiful sobbing so amusing, I'd come out and rip your limbs off! [Naturally, you'd try again.] Just ignore them, Sam. Maybe they'll go away.
Sam: I... must... deliver... videos.
Sam: And another one bites the cheese.
Bosco: *After Sam draws out his Gun & gets Knocked by Bosco's Store Detector* Clean up on Asle 3!
Sam: *After paying $10K for the Tear Gas Gernade Launcher* This is a Salad Shooter filled with Onions.
Bosco: But it works, trust me.
*When the player uses the Bowling Ball on Specs from Sam & Max's Office*
Sam: Can you believe we get paid for this?
Max: I love this country. *Drops Bowling Ball on Specs*
*Repeated Line, when the Max is tossed into the air by Sam*
Max: Whee!
Sam & Max S1-EP2:
Jimmy Two-Teeth: The Skinbodies rule the Streets!
Sam: Sweet Mother of all Quiz Show scandals!
Sam *After using Ketchup on the Cake* A little Ketchup is always good on a cake.
Max: *After winning on "Who's Never Going to be a Millionare"* We're Rich! Filthy Rich!
Sam: *After paying $1 Million in Food Stamps for the Voice Modulator* This is a Helium Balloon Strapped to an Inhaler.
Bosco: But it works, trust me.
Sam & Max S1-EP3:
Sam: *After paying $10 Million in Game Tokens for the Listening Device* This is a Bug.
Bosco: But it works, trust me.
Sam & Max S1-EP4:
Max *After becoming the US President*: Who cares? I'm the President of the US! Let's go bomb someone into oblivion!
Sam: Not just anybody, Max. Abe Lincon Must Die!
Max: Yes!
Sam: *After paying $100 Million for the Truth Serum* This is a Bottle of Vodka.
Bosco: But it works, trust me.
Sam & Max S1-EP5:
*Mario Reference*
Sam: Hey, Max! It'sa me, Sam! *Collect the 3 Coins* Yeah!
Max: Sell out.
Blue Slime: Meep!
Internet: Enjoy your new Reality!
*After using the Save Point*
Internet: *After you Autosave* Your progress has been saved.
Sam: *After paying $1 Billion for the Computer Disease* We just paid a Billion Dollars for a Snot Rag?
Bosco: But it works, trust me.
Sam & Max S2-EP1:
Maimtron 9000: And another one bites, and another one bites, and another one bites the dust...
Tourture me Elmer Lines:
Whhhhyyyyy?!
Please... Kill me.
Why are you doing this?!
Waaaaahhhh!
I'll talk! I'll Talk!
Aaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaaaaiiiiiee!
N-n-n-n-no!
What did you do to my life?!
No more! I beg you!
I know my rights!
[If Sam & Max get too close to Santa from behind] Santa: You two again?! Hold still while I give you your present! *Starts Shooting*
Bad News: New Sam & Max Season
Worse News: Canada sells U.S to Macrohard Corporation
Sam & Max S3-EP3:
*During Sam's Rampage*
Sam (To Sign Spinner): Where's Skunkape?!
Sign Spinner: Weren't you paying attention?
Sam *Flicks Frankie*: TALK!
Frankie the Rat: Are you deaf or something?
Sam *After chosing "Leave"* (To Sign Spinner): Arrrrrgh!
Sam: (Repeated Lines):
LIAR!!!
YOU'RE LYING!!!
YOU'RE LYING!!! *Slaps Witness*
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!
HURRY IT UP!
SKIP IT! *Attacks Witness*
GRRRR! *Threatens Witness with his Gun*
Sam (To Tourist): Let's hear your sad little story again! From the Top!
Tourist: Very Well...
Sam: TALK! WHERE'S SKUNKAPE?!
Bob Bell: Sam, no!
Sam: STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!
Curt 286: Get away from her, you brute!
Chippy: *Beeps*
Sam & Max S3-EP4:
Sam *Blue 3: Giant Max Eats Sam*: Wahhhh...!
Sam *Blue 2: Max Cuts Sam's Head off*: FREEEEEEEEBIRRRRRRRRRD!
Sam *Blue 1: Max's Death*: Come Bitter Conduct, come unsavory guide! Thou Desprate Pilot, now at once run on the dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark! Here's to my love! *Drinks Wine* O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss, I die. *Collapses*
Ted E. Bear: Okay, so...
Max: For cowards die a thousand deaths, while heroes die but one! (Unless they're playing video games, in which case heroes die a lot, too.) So good night, Fresh Prince! And may Charlie's Angels sing thee to thy rest!
Ted E. Bear: Right, well...
Max: So... cold! Why am I... so cold?
Ted E. Bear: Okay. Good job, slave. I was just about ready to have you shoot him again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0y3EymcHBw
You mean from Season 1 EP3?
Max wanting Krypton destroyed via Cruise Missile: "This will teach them to put me in the phantom zone!"