Store Page
DARK SOULS™ II
All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews

DARK SOULS™ II

Store Page
View Stats:
Global Achievements
Maude May 31, 2014 @ 3:57pm
Parried by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris just parried me with his fist. You know what happened after that.
Last edited by Maude; May 31, 2014 @ 3:57pm
< >
Showing 1-8 of 8 comments
Joaquim Pacheco May 31, 2014 @ 4:00pm 
Just Git Gud.
#1
Egor May 31, 2014 @ 4:01pm 
because i'am Chuck Norris

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3314960402969777672/CA003FDC423B48C78BFFD7ED8150F9A0AAC9C764/
#2
tcpl May 31, 2014 @ 4:02pm 
Not that he needed to parry you; Chuck Norris's face has 100% physical block and 100 stability.
#3
Malleus May 31, 2014 @ 4:10pm 
I met a Chuck Norris the other day, but he was a hexer. Must've been some impostor.
#4
M'igo Kazan May 31, 2014 @ 4:12pm 
Originally posted by Malleus:
I met a Chuck Norris the other day, but he was a hexer. Must've been some impostor.

Chuck Norris has 200 in every stat, so he can be everything.
#5
nuna May 31, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
Originally posted by You Die:
because i'am Chuck Norris

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3314960402969777672/CA003FDC423B48C78BFFD7ED8150F9A0AAC9C764/
Nope. Chuck Norris is ginger.
#6
WolfieTR56 May 31, 2014 @ 4:39pm 
Originally posted by Gunner:
Not that he needed to parry you; Chuck Norris's face has 100% physical block and 100 stability.
and his punches deal strike damage
#7
Egor May 31, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
Originally posted by Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.:
Originally posted by You Die:
because i'am Chuck Norris

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3314960402969777672/CA003FDC423B48C78BFFD7ED8150F9A0AAC9C764/
Nope. Chuck Norris is ginger.
Yes. I kill him. I kill all.
#8
< >
Showing 1-8 of 8 comments
Per page: 1530 50

DARK SOULS™ II > General Discussions > Topic Details
Date Posted: May 31, 2014 @ 3:57pm
Posts: 8

Discussions Rules and Guidelines