it's like trying your favourite childhood drink but now it's watered down and you can't taste the flavour anymore.

Put simply, I can't get past the controls and there is no simple way to remap movement without installing other apps and playing a demented version of a jig-saw puzzle as I rearrange every-single-key to the "melodies" of looping music that wears on you before it ever plays the second-time. Even if you got past this point in the tour de Hell, you'd still be wading through the eye-sores and ear-r*** of mismatched texture resolutions, deafening voice-over, and menu/U.I. design even an A.I. would think looked funny. But no, you're the Chosen One, you will triumph over all of this to become the ONLY hero to ever stand toe-to-toe with the most terrifying final-boss that has ever... evered: All the thousands of other a**holes that actually perpetuated this garbage for this many years...

tl;dr
8/10 pretty good. too ez

buff khali