ITS BEEN LONG ENOUGH! mayo sim is so good but we need something more, DLC. maybe you play as the villian to mayosim and get slaughtered by the jar of mayonnaise in first 10 seconds after joining the game, DLC at best costs 10 bucks.

What have y'all been up to? Any new mayo fans?

sup mayo fans

What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing ??? I swear to god I WILL LITERALLY FIND YOU and YOU WILL PLAY MAYO SIM. When you come back from work, I'm gonna be there waiting for you in your room, and I'm not gonna leave until you play Mayo Sim AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. When you mow your lawn, you go for work, drop your kids off to school or take a shower, I'm gonna be there watching, when you go to sleep I'm gonna be under your bed, and if I SEE you're NOT playing Mayo Sim, you better be going to or I WILL MAKE ...

1. Fix a bug where after killing an enemy, he can stand on the spot and even bullets don't move him 2. There's a chance of falling through the floor if you get too high. It would be nice to put a trigger there to bring you back to the spawn 3. What do you think of the idea of health-related achievements? Health 100 or more = achievement...