Is your computer plugged in?

Then you have over 10 virus.
Please visit a doctor.

Have you annoyed Snowden and/or The NSA ?

try eating a sweetroll. That should Help

Did you try throwing your computer out the window?

hav u evar tried trunign ur gayme on and upf agin???/

oh i had that bug, heres how you fix it: go to C://Program Files (x89)/ Steam/Steamapps/skyrim and delete every thing in that folder. then uninstall skyrim and if you bought the disc burn that. then uninstall steam and carefully dissasemble your computer. send every part to a different country 9id ont think it matters which one, i have done this multiple times with random countries) then pray to your deity of choice and make a 4 liter blood sacrifice (my atheist friend prayed to my little pony and that worked for him, this part isnt very hard so youll be able to figure it out) and within three days your computer will be completley assembled with skyrim and steam installed and all your saves back in order and ready to play with no bugs! hope this helped it worked for me and some of my friends

have you tried punching it?

I'm not in IT, but did you try turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

This is a rather easy fix, just follow this guide and you will be playing in no time!

+First, make sure to install the internet webs. This is vital.
+Open Internet Explorer and search google for a useful program called "MALWARE.exe" This is vital.
+Replace the power source with a potato running the gladOS v4.20. The natural power of the potatOS will empower your computer's inner lightbulb. This is vital.
+Take a dump. After all your work, you need a break to reflect your life decisions. This is not vital, just hold the turd in and keep working, you pansey.
+Open up Enternet Explorer again, and go to www.DownloadMoreRAM.gov and install everything for maximal effeciency. This is vial.
+Delete "System32" as it is a RAM hog and may be illuminoscoping your Skyrim CPU. This is sparta.
+The final step is to run Windows'97 on your mac, and melt cheese upon it. Then eat the Mac'n'Cheese.

After you have properly digested it, it will probably run correctly.

Sources:

wwe.Wikipedia.com

https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1172&bih=587&q=thomas+the+dank+engine&oq=thomas+the+dank+engine&gs_l=img.1.0.0l8j0i30j0i24.2219.8753.0.10888.22.11.0.11.11.0.143.1047.7j4.11.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.22.1095.qK9BabH4mtk#imgrc=eseUMC5sLcLsWM%253A%3B4Kvp2pgPA6GT3M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimage.blingee.com%252Fimages19%252Fcontent%252Foutput%252F000%252F000%252F000%252F7be%252F799281427_1881056.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fknowyourmeme.com%252Fphotos%252F708650-thomas-the-tank-engine%3B385%3B400

youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

http://2204355.com/

Originally posted by Sanic the Hed Hogd:

This is a rather easy fix, just follow this guide and you will be playing in no time!

+First, make sure to install the internet webs. This is vital.
+Open Internet Explorer and search google for a useful program called "MALWARE.exe" This is vital.
+Replace the power source with a potato running the gladOS v4.20. The natural power of the potatOS will empower your computer's inner lightbulb. This is vital.
+Take a dump. After all your work, you need a break to reflect your life decisions. This is not vital, just hold the turd in and keep working, you pansey.
+Open up Enternet Explorer again, and go to www.DownloadMoreRAM.gov and install everything for maximal effeciency. This is vial.
+Delete "System32" as it is a RAM hog and may be illuminoscoping your Skyrim CPU. This is sparta.
+The final step is to run Windows'97 on your mac, and melt cheese upon it. Then eat the Mac'n'Cheese.

After you have properly digested it, it will probably run correctly.

Sources:

wwe.Wikipedia.com

https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1172&bih=587&q=thomas+the+dank+engine&oq=thomas+the+dank+engine&gs_l=img.1.0.0l8j0i30j0i24.2219.8753.0.10888.22.11.0.11.11.0.143.1047.7j4.11.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.22.1095.qK9BabH4mtk#imgrc=eseUMC5sLcLsWM%253A%3B4Kvp2pgPA6GT3M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimage.blingee.com%252Fimages19%252Fcontent%252Foutput%252F000%252F000%252F000%252F7be%252F799281427_1881056.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fknowyourmeme.com%252Fphotos%252F708650-thomas-the-tank-engine%3B385%3B400

youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

http://2204355.com/

Thomas the dank engine made my day
10/10 would read again

Originally posted by gdogwoof:

This is a rather easy fix, just follow this guide and you will be playing in no time!

+First, make sure to install the internet webs. This is vital.
+Open Internet Explorer and search google for a useful program called "MALWARE.exe" This is vital.
+Replace the power source with a potato running the gladOS v4.20. The natural power of the potatOS will empower your computer's inner lightbulb. This is vital.
+Take a dump. After all your work, you need a break to reflect your life decisions. This is not vital, just hold the turd in and keep working, you pansey.
+Open up Enternet Explorer again, and go to www.DownloadMoreRAM.gov and install everything for maximal effeciency. This is vial.
+Delete "System32" as it is a RAM hog and may be illuminoscoping your Skyrim CPU. This is sparta.
+The final step is to run Windows'97 on your mac, and melt cheese upon it. Then eat the Mac'n'Cheese.

After you have properly digested it, it will probably run correctly.

Sources:

wwe.Wikipedia.com

https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1172&bih=587&q=thomas+the+dank+engine&oq=thomas+the+dank+engine&gs_l=img.1.0.0l8j0i30j0i24.2219.8753.0.10888.22.11.0.11.11.0.143.1047.7j4.11.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.22.1095.qK9BabH4mtk#imgrc=eseUMC5sLcLsWM%253A%3B4Kvp2pgPA6GT3M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimage.blingee.com%252Fimages19%252Fcontent%252Foutput%252F000%252F000%252F000%252F7be%252F799281427_1881056.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fknowyourmeme.com%252Fphotos%252F708650-thomas-the-tank-engine%3B385%3B400

youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

http://2204355.com/

I think you need to eat the mac 'n' cheese before you try to poop.