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HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

WHAT’S THAT? WANT TO BE THE [TopDog] AT [Discount Smashing Brothers]? WELL I’VE GOT THE GREATEST DEAL IN YOUR [Horrifyingly Short] LIFE! PLAY AS ME! SPAMTON! AND YOU’LL WIN SO MANY TOURNAMENTS YOU’LL [Dead]! DON’T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT??

HERE’S SOME [Advanced Hints] FOR MY SPECILS!

NEUTRAL SPECIL: BIG SHOT
I MYSELF WAS QUITE THE [BIG SHOT] IN MY TIME! BEING A [BIG SHOT] MEANS BEING ABLE TO CHARGE LARGE BULLETS OF ENERGY FROM MY ROBOT ARM! PRESS THE [Parry Slash Roll Slash Air Dodge] BUTTON TO STORE CHARGE, OR PRESS THE [Attack] BUTTON TO CONVERT INTO [One of the boys]!

DOWN SPECIL: MAKE IT [Ring, Ring]
[DEALS]! [Deals]! [deals.]! HOCHI MAMA THAT PHONE IS OFF THE PRESSES, AND JUST STANDING INSIDE ITS FIELD IS GIVING ME MORE DELICIOUS KROMER WHEN I [Violently Assault] OTHER FIGHTERS! I EVEN GET A [5 Easy Payments of 4.99] DISCOUNT ON MY KROMER MOVES!

S1DE SPECIL: ENL4RGE YOURSELF
DON’T MIND ME, I’M GRABBING AN [Unforgettable Luncheon] MID MATCH! FOES! PROJECTILES! PHONES! ALL OF THEM ARE DELICIS. YOU CAN EITHER SPIT THEM BACK OUT OR [Transmit Yummy Kromer] BY PRESSING DOWN WHILE HOLDING A PROJECTILE!

UP SPECIL: SILLY STRINGS
YOU MIGHT SAY THE [Homecooked Recipe] TO A [Big Shot] IS WALLOMING IN THE INSURMOUNTABLE DREAD OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO [Freedom.] FROM YOUR STRINGS! BUT THE TRUE BIG SHOT MOVE IS GRABBING LIFE BY THE [Silly Strings] FOR YOUR [PlatformFighter] RECOVERY! HEY I CAN EVEN GRAB ONTO OPPONENTS! THATS SO GOOD I MIGHT JUST [Perish In Burning Acid]!

MECHANIC: KROMER
ALL OF MY ATTACKS TRANSMIT KROMER! NOW, KROMER IS WHAT MAKES THE [World Revolving], KID! YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME [Wacky Stacks]! SOME MOVES GIVE MORE THAN OTHERS, BUT ALL DO! YOU CAN [Consume] KROMER WHEN USING THE [BIG SHOT] OR ANY OF MY [StrongAttacks] TO BESTOW UPON THEM [Specil FX]!

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IF I HAVE [[The Big One]]
I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
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