Global Gameplay Stats

No Time to Explain

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 9
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15.4%

Hatsamingo

Collect half the hats.
12.8%

That was it.

Finish the whole damn game.
7.0%

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
5.5%

Greedrun

Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
3.8%

Dinorun

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
2.9%

Hatsamungojungo

Collect all the hats.
2.7%

Mmyes Indeedrun

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
2.5%

Speedrun

Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
2.5%

Steedrun

Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.