Global Gameplay Stats

Love Esquire

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 131
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94.4%

Amy Ambush!

You met Amy! Hardest achievement to get!
88.2%

Gobshite!

You met Vel! Don't call her a shrimp!
88.2%

Get Back to Work!

You met Beatrice! Now get back to work, peasant!
85.6%

Hello, Nurse!

You met Giselle! Check-up time!
85.4%

The Princess of Alkos

You met Kamala! Her gems are bountiful!
85.4%

Time to Grind!

Start your first campaign
81.4%

Sharing is Caring

You gave someone a gift! Sweet! Now just a hundred more to go.
77.5%

Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!

You met Pamu. Moist!
76.1%

Magic Potion 69

You met Serena. Magical!
74.5%

Best Support Ever

Heal Hugh when he's at max HP.
73.8%

The Big Boss

You met Boss. Cheers!
68.6%

Sweet Sweet Vengeance

Defeat the Masterinq in campaign normal mode
65.3%

NICE!

Killed 69 monsters in one playthrough... Nice!
61.6%

Git Gud!

Lose a campaign
61.2%

Caerulian Pie

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's first arc in one playthrough
60.7%

A+ Squire!

Perform well during one Hugh's monthly checks
57.3%

Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Cheer
57.2%

Weird Flex, but Okay!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Taunt
55.9%

Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Heal
54.0%

All Your Loot Belong to Us!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Loot
53.2%

Big Bad Bork

Defeat the Vagabork in campaign normal mode
51.0%

Meeting by Moonlight

Celebrate Amy's birthday
48.6%

Barrier Break

Use loot to remove an enemy barrier
47.1%

Was that really necessary?

Use Cheer on just one monster. Talk about overkill.
44.8%

For Caerulia!

We won! Take that, Gegners!
44.5%

I'm sexy and I know it!

Maximize your charisma (normal mode)
44.3%

Smooth Criminal

Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode
43.9%

Clinical Research

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's first arc in one playthrough
43.8%

My Little Sister Can't be this Nosy!

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's second arc in one playthrough
43.1%

Squirely gains, bro!

Maximize your strength (normal mode)
43.0%

A New Challenger Appears!

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's first arc in one playthrough
42.8%

I am an intellectual — a freethinker!

Maximize your intelligence (normal mode)
41.7%

Caerulian Nights

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's first arc in one playthrough
41.5%

Boss Rush

Finish the whole campaign in normal mode
41.4%

Ocarina of Love

Hey, listen! You've obtained the Ocarina of Love!
41.1%

Godly Damage

Deal 200 damage to one monster in one attack (normal mode)
39.5%

Godly Heals

Heal Hugh for 60 HP in 1 turn (normal mode)
39.1%

Lady of the Lake: Amy

Choose Amy for Lady of the Lake
39.1%

A Princess And Her People

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's first arc in one playthrough
37.6%

Godly Hands

Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode)
37.4%

Here Comes the Money!

Spend a total of 2000 gold at Serena's Shop in one playthrough
35.8%

Letters from Home

Celebrate Kamala's birthday
33.7%

Open The Gates!

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's second arc in one playthrough
31.5%

The TRUE Final boss

Find out Boss's real name
31.4%

Jumpin' Lady of the Lake Fish!

Obtain the rare item: Lady of the Lake Fish
31.2%

Speed Dating

Beat the game in three months. Whoa! That speed!
30.8%

Board Games and Birthdays

Celebrate Giselle's birthday
30.8%

A Mysterious Bottle

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's third arc in one playthrough
29.4%

Resurrection Not Included

Obtain the rare item: Firebird Feather
27.7%

Blooming Romance

Get Amy's romance ending
27.0%

Moist!

Let the lustpocalypse, begin!
26.6%

Rehabilitation

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's second arc in one playthrough
26.6%

The Bane of Bandits!

Meet Varetear
25.9%

A Farm To Come Home To

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's fourth arc in one playthrough
25.6%

Lady of the Lake: Beatrice

Choose Beatrice for Lady of the Lake
25.6%

I Loot the Air!

You looted... absolutely nothing!
25.5%

Ocarina: Amy

Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
25.2%

Naughty Squire

Tsk, tsk! You made someone jealous...
24.8%

Lady of the Lake: Giselle

Choose Giselle for Lady of the Lake
24.3%

Lady of the Lake: Vel

Choose Vel for Lady of the Lake
23.9%

Turbulent Times

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's third arc in one playthrough
23.9%

Lady of the Lake: Kamala

Choose Kamala for Lady of the Lake
23.6%

But At What Cost?

Obtain the rare item: Philosopher's Stone
22.4%

Fertility Day Date: Amy

Take Amy on a Fertility Day date
22.3%

Tarot Reading

Trigger all of Serena's Special Scenes
20.5%

A Diplomat Like Me!

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's second arc in one playthrough
19.7%

Royal Treatment

Get Beatrice's romance ending
19.1%

Convalesence

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's fourth arc in one playthrough
18.8%

Ocarina: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
18.5%

Ocarina: Vel

Give Vel the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
18.5%

Ocarina: Giselle

Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
18.2%

Beneath the Armor

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's second arc in one playthrough
18.0%

A Kingdom Divided

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's fourth arc in one playthrough
17.7%

In This Lonely Place We Call Home

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's third arc in one playthrough
17.6%

Ocarina: Kamala

Give Kamala the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
17.5%

The Best Medicine

Get Giselle's romance ending
17.4%

Her Priceless Gift

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's fourth arc in one playthrough
17.3%

Medical History

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's third arc in one playthrough
15.7%

Love Bug

Get Vel's romance ending
15.5%

Fertility Day Date: Giselle

Take Giselle on a Fertility Day date
15.4%

Between Two Worlds

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's fourth arc in one playthrough
15.3%

Fertility Day Date: Beatrice

Take Beatrice on a Fertility Day date
15.1%

Let's Ditch This Party!

Celebrate Beatrice's birthday
14.9%

Fertility Day Date: Kamala

Take Kamala on a Fertility Day date
14.8%

One Step Ahead

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's third arc in one playthrough
14.4%

Fertility Day Date: Vel

Take Vel on a Fertility Day date
14.3%

Nice Boat

Get Kamala's romance ending
13.5%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
12.3%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
10.9%

Firebird Feather: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Firebird Feather
10.8%

Firebird Feather: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather
10.5%

Noob!

Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough
10.4%

Make It Rain

Earn at least 15000 gold (net) in one playthrough from campaigning (normal mode)
10.2%

Philosopher Stone: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Philosopher Stone
9.7%

Hugh Ambush!

Bros before hoes!
9.5%

Philosopher Stone: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Philosopher Stone
9.3%

Firebird Feather: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Firebird Feather
9.2%

Firebird Feather: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Firebird Feather
8.9%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.8%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.8%

Firebird Feather: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Firebird Feather
8.8%

Philosopher Stone: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Philosopher Stone
8.5%

Cheers!

Celebrate Vel's birthday
8.5%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
8.3%

Philosopher Stone: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Philosopher Stone
8.0%

Got Milk?

Milk Bessy 100 Times
7.2%

Philosopher Stone: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Philosopher Stone
6.7%

Totally a Bad Ending

We lost the war. Well, that sucks...
5.8%

Best Squire Ever

Get Hugh's bad ending
5.6%

Holy Cow!

Discover Bessy's secret
5.6%

Friendship Is Magic

Get Giselle's friendship ending
5.6%

The Creation of Waifus

The fertility god saw his harem, and said that it was good.
5.1%

A Fool's Demise

Get Amy's bad ending
4.7%

Relapse

Get Giselle's bad ending
4.6%

Cheers! Part 2

Get the alternate version of Vel's birthday scene
4.5%

Got Your Back!

Get Vel's friendship ending
4.4%

Friends In High Places

Get Beatrice's friendship ending
4.3%

Shadiyya

Get Kamala's friendship ending
4.3%

Forgive Me...

Get Kamala's bad ending
4.1%

Queen of Thorns

Get Beatrice's bad ending
4.0%

The Hammer Falls

Get Vel's bad ending
3.0%

Very Special: Vel

Unlock all of Vel's special scenes in one playthrough
2.6%

Very Special: Beatrice

Unlock all of Beatrice's special scenes in one playthrough
2.6%

The Dance of Three Souls

Get Kamala's special "jealousy" scene with Beatrice
2.6%

Sister-zoned

Get Amy's friendship ending
2.4%

Click Me Baby One More Time!

Discover all hidden background animations
2.4%

Very Special: Kamala

Unlock all of Kamala's special scenes in one playthrough
2.3%

Masochist

Obtain all the bad endings
2.2%

Very Special: Amy

Unlock all of Amy's special scenes in one playthrough
2.2%

Very Special: Giselle

Unlock all of Giselle's special scenes in one playthrough
2.0%

U Jelly?

Unlock all the jealousy scenes of all the girls