Global Gameplay Stats

Desert Child

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 23
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40.7%

Two Baboons at once

Destroy two enemies at the same time
10.1%

World’s fastest pizza

Take a pizza delivery job.
8.8%

I’m the Lebanese Rambo!

Eat a snack pack without throwing up
8.8%

Well... this is low

Successfully rob a bike on the street
7.2%

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Buy fish from the fishermen
4.7%

Nice

Have 69% hunger.
4.3%

1991

Collect all the secret tapes
4.2%

Mr. Bean

Eat 5 bean types.
4.1%

Old

Have over $9000
3.5%

Root Vegetables

Beat the game
3.5%

The absolute madman

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
3.4%

Moriyama-san

Complete your record collection
3.3%

The stones on this guy

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
3.1%

Good morning videogames!

Start a new game plus
3.0%

C.R.E.A.M.

Phone mom for a loan
2.8%

Smarter than smoking

Never buy cigarettes.
2.7%

Tony Jones

Buy every newspaper
2.4%

The Martian is a bad movie

Survive a full month on Mars.
2.1%

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
2.1%

Vicious

Fend off the police without being shot.
2.1%

Bean Machine

Eat all the bean types
2.0%

THIS is REAL fun

Chill for over an hour
1.7%

Hello, this is Pablo

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.