Global Gameplay Stats

Helping Hand

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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58.8%

Butterfingers

Oh dear! Looks like you’re gonna be sending out more than just bad vibrations now.
50.8%

Lend A Hand

Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone.
44.2%

Right Hand to Chewboiye

I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth.
40.7%

Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove

Looks like the iron hand has spoken! Death by exorcism for you, Emily Rose!
37.5%

Blood On Your Hands

Looks like it’s all downhill from here, inmate. Prison life is definitely not the best life.
30.9%

A Show Of Hands

Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y…
28.1%

Finger On The Button

NEVER PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!
26.3%

Goes Hand In Hand

Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies!
23.3%

Getting Your Fingers Burned

And your toes, and your feet, and your legs, and your tummy, and your chest, and your neck and your head.
22.7%

The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands

Especially when those idle hands are as soft and smooth as yours.
21.0%

Nimble Fingers

You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes?
19.7%

Take The Law Into Your Own Hands

You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump.
19.0%

Overplay Your Hand

Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte.
15.5%

Finger In The Pie

If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude….
14.6%

Firsthand Encounter

Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain…
12.8%

When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing

You’ve finally got some company, after all this time!
10.1%

Getting Out Of Hand

You drugga! Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel yet?
10.0%

Hands In Your Pockets

You died before you even started the game. What are you even doing? Nothing, obviously. Wow. Useless.
1.5%

Backhanded By Mom

I SAID I’M SORRY MOMMA – I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUUUU!
1.4%

Heavy Handed

Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way.
1.4%

Receiving Handouts

Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff!
1.4%

Sit On Your Hands

Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs!
1.4%

Finger On The Trigger

Hate to say it, but I think you just got JFK’ed… Too soon?
1.4%

Biting The Hand That Feeds You

Looks like you pissed off Barbara more than usual… She ain’t coming back for nobody!