Global Gameplay Stats

Elevator... to the Moon!

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 34
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79.3%

I Saw The Signs

76.8%

Finish Episode 1

Finish Episode 1
58.7%

Hefty Repairman

Weld all six spots.
58.4%

Finish Episode 2

Finish Episode 2
45.1%

Finish Episode 3

Finish Episode 3
33.0%

Semi-Pro Quiz-Master

28.0%

Bat Batty Bats

Hit five bats with a base-ball-bat.
22.8%

Patience

22.1%

Finish Episode 4

Finish Episode 4
21.9%

Burning Eyes

19.9%

Trashlord

Create five trash cubes.
18.6%

Phone a Friend

You have one life-line
16.5%

Voter Vandalism

15.7%

Vaping Gotta Da VIDA

Extinguish VIDAs virtual cigarette.
11.1%

The big Picture

10.2%

Compact Cassette Collector

Collect all eight compact cassette tapes.
9.3%

Speed Run Episode 1

Speedrun Episode 1 and beat our secret developers best!
9.0%

Hungry Hungry Heroes

Eat and drink everything you can find in the elevator.
8.8%

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8.0%

Caveman Cooking

Roccmeier ordered a well done steak.
7.2%

Downgraded

6.1%

Pyromaniac

5.7%

Spotty Connection

5.5%

Speed Run Episode 4

Speedrun Episode 4 and beat our secret developers best!
4.2%

Speed Run Episode 3

Speedrun Episode 3 and beat our secret developers best!
3.5%

Speed Run Episode 2

Speedrun Episode 2 and beat our secret developers best!
3.3%

Use-less

Use ten hints, dum dum.
3.1%

One More Time

2.9%

Blow Hard

He wants his revenge. Let him have it
2.1%

Bubbly Battler

Use champagne to kill the wifi router.
1.3%

Pineapple

0.8%

U.F.O.

"A cookie? I hate space cookies!"
0.8%

Hefti-Heaven

Seek and destroy Hefti-Boy in each episode.
0.4%

Children... Wake Up