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ACHIEVEMENTS (29)
Not Today

Not Today

Watch Darrell die for the first time.
60.7%
Patch Notes

Patch Notes

Install your first patch.
60.7%
No Risk No Reward

No Risk No Reward

Take the greedy path at the fork and live.
60.7%
Get Off. The Phone.

Get Off. The Phone.

Connect to the board and patch into Darrell's feed.
57.1%
What the Hell Was That

What the Hell Was That

Watch Darrell go berserk.
57.1%
Now You See Me

Now You See Me

Trigger an Opener for Darrell.
53.5%
Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Kill the Obligatory Giant Spider.
50.0%
The Good Old Days

The Good Old Days

Find all six of Darrell's memories.
35.7%
Boned

Boned

Kill the Bone Quartermaster.
32.1%
Adopt Don't Shop

Adopt Don't Shop

Adopt your first dog from the kennel.
32.1%
Touch That Dial

Touch That Dial

Tune in to all three radio stations.
32.1%
Exact Change

Exact Change

Kill the Drowned Toll Collector.
28.5%
Clocked Out

Clocked Out

Kill the Slag Foreman.
28.5%
Source Code

Source Code

Kill the Sysop.
28.5%
Halfway Hero

Halfway Hero

Hit level 25.
28.5%
Something's Wrong

Something's Wrong

Corrupt the BBS.
28.5%
Fully Loaded

Fully Loaded

Fill every patch slot.
25.0%
Overclocked

Overclocked

Master a patch.
25.0%
Be Kind, Rewind

Be Kind, Rewind

Put a tape in the VCR.
25.0%
He Cheated

He Cheated

Beat the sysop at rock-paper-scissors. Somehow.
25.0%
Touch Grass

Touch Grass

Leave Darrell running for 8 hours straight.
21.4%
Dog Pile

Dog Pile

Rescue four dogs.
17.8%
Yes You Are

Yes You Are

Pet a dog.
17.8%
Professional Corpse

Professional Corpse

Watch Darrell die 500 times.
14.2%
That's All He's Got

That's All He's Got

Gain 100 levels.
14.2%
It's Getting Worse

It's Getting Worse

Corrupt the BBS three times.
14.2%